ive seen the light

[Phil]

im giving up surfing and taking up surf kayaking it looks so fun

[Sar]

so instead of surfing at my head on a surfboard you will be using a kayak to cause harm - makes no real difference to me I guess.

Can I have your boards please?

[Phil]

no im going to make a sit on kayak out of them, and i never aimed at your head you just paddled the wrong way towards me

[essex sucks]

hahaha like u will give up surfing for goat boating phil

[Sar]

and i never aimed at your head you just paddled the wrong way towards me

yes well maybe I didnt take the most direct route out of your way! you seemed to have an awfully fiendish grin on your face as you watched me panic

swap one of my kayaks for all of your boards....go on. You know you would rather have the kayak now! I dont think it is a decision you will regret.

[PapaW]

And heres me thinking you where giving the sponge a crack

[CheeZee]

..im switching to Gondola punting ..its the way forward