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Postby teardrop » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:36 am

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


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Postby .Jen. » Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:35 am

Either I really am well and truly fleshin', or this post is :lol: :roll:
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Sun Jul 22, 2007 4:59 pm

your well and truly fleshin'
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Postby trails surfing » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:18 pm

i have no idea what you are saying
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Postby bluesnowcone » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:30 pm

i think he has raised some good points :lol:
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Postby Wisemans » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:34 pm

lol
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Postby Luke » Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:54 pm

:lol: i want what he's smoking.
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Postby IDynamite » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:54 pm

hahaha that was some of the worst english i have ever read. an online translator could do it better.

sparklenuts? bestinsultever.
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Re: Shoes to Surf

Postby Phil » Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:59 pm

teardrop wrote:Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


mt


couldnt agree more mate :lol:
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Postby RJD » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:06 am

I think there wrong, for some significant reasons, most of which I cant go into in depth on here.

But in conclusion, smoke less crack m8.
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Re: Shoes to Surf

Postby maxilion » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:18 am

teardrop wrote:Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


mt




Ahh that sucks man, but the true vulnerability comes from letting the ocean beat you. you have to challenge it, but in a friendly competition/spiritual way. let it guide you with the occasional battle, but putting up some kind of defense mechanism that plenty seem to go without wont help your chances. I'd say go without, your feet will get tougher anyway.
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Postby Midnight Rider » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:28 am

On the grounds that the whole StarWars trilogy was a lightly vieled homoerotic fantasy, I find this post deeply offensive :D
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Postby Dec » Mon Jul 23, 2007 7:17 am

So who is going to translate this for me? Or should I go to a free translator? :wink: :roll:
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Postby Jonah_Fro » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:52 am

Translation:

My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Postby Milo » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:20 pm

I`d say he took a big drop, and hurt himself. And is asking if surf shoes would help with grip. :shrug:

Or he fell from a 3 story building, did his back in, lost his shoes on the way down. Now wants to new shoes as his feet are rank.

He wants to surf a dawny, in his shoes will this effect the leather uppers.?

Oik Oik sparklenuts may the nlightenment be with you. :ninja:
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Postby surfsc77 » Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:11 pm

what does ' fleshin ' mean?
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Postby Banana » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:01 pm

I'll take a shot at translating:

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,

Greetings fellow surfers.

Hey, I took a three story splat.

I wiped out.

Wrists, back & feet.

I hurt myself on my wrists, back, and feet.

Put heal thyself into effect.

I am recuperating.

All good, cept without shoes.

My feet are swollen, making footware uncomfortable.

With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability.

I have a foot odor problem, which is exacerbated when I am frightened.

Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild.

It is fortunate that wearing shoes masks my foot odor problem, and prevents others from knowing that I am afraid.

Damn it, I spray.

Pardon me if my excitement has caused me to spit on you.

Would like to surf to dawn the enlightenment of the angle teardrop.

I have a nice surfboard, and would like others to know how nice it is.

Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway.

From now on, I will wears shoes when surfing, no matter what people think.

Later

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Postby RUSS-D » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:06 pm

surfsc77 wrote:what does ' fleshin ' mean?


I was wondering the same thing.
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 pm

RUSS-D wrote:
surfsc77 wrote:what does ' fleshin ' mean?


I was wondering the same thing.


erm forum joke. some guy came on ages ago talking about flesh tubes or something and it was then taken as an expletive. the language filters on the forum change swear words to " fleshin' " to honour this.
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Postby justloafing » Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:27 pm

RUSS-D wrote:



erm forum joke. some guy came on ages ago talking about flesh tubes or something and it was then taken as an expletive. the language filters on the forum change swear words to " fleshin' " to honour this.


How fleshin' cool.

I am so fleshin' pissed off there are no waves.
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