Ouch. People are scum.

[drowningbitbybit]

I got knocked off my pedal bike last night - by a fleshin' woman with a fleshin' dog on a fleshin' 200ft lead on a fleshin' cycle path in the fleshin' dark

I had no chance of seeing the lead and ploughed straight over the handlebars (fortunately yesterday was the first time I'd ever ridden with a cycle helmet).

Then it was 'are you alright? are you hurt? oh dear Im sorry!'.....?
No, it wasnt - it was 'what do you think you were doing? You could've hurt my dog, Im calling the police'

Now I was all for the police turning up, but they took too long and she was getting on my nerves (I didnt think punching her in the face was going to do my case any good) so with bleeding leg, bruised shoulder and not-moving left little finger (seems to more or less move now, so probably not broken) I cycled away.

I wouldnt have minded her stupidity if she'd shown a simple bit of humanity afterwards. My faith in the human race drops a little bit every day....

[Dr Rev]

Sorry to hear that, know what you mean though ! hope you recover soon.

[IdRatherBeSurfing]

god damn her

(although secretly i had a little giggle about the going over handlebars bit )

[drowningbitbybit]

(although secretly i had a little giggle about the going over handlebars bit )

Im overwhelmed by your sympathy



Actually, I can see there's a comedy element - cyclist, dog, flying cyclist

When Im over ranting at the silly cow, and the sore bits are less sore, I'll laugh at it

I felt a bit sorry for the dog too - it was only little and did a comedy yelp as it got dragged through the air

[IdRatherBeSurfing]

ok this is cracking me up now

:backsslowlyoutofthread:

[thaya]

sorry - but that did make me laugh! I'm also glad it's not just me who's all bruised, cut and battered right now!

I know what you mean about her though. I often wonder what the human race is coming to

[essex sucks]

thatas just mad hope u are ok

amrk

[Johno]

did your helmet stop ya head from getting hurt, i'll av to get me self a scid lid coz am always falling off my bike too

[surferdude_scarborough]

bah silly cow with a silly dog. whats she doin walkin her dog on a cycle path anyway. thats just asking for trouble. hope ur ok

[silky]

You should have gone up to the wee furry thing (within her earshot) and said

"I'm sorry, did I scare your dog?"



The things you think of after the event.......

[tomcat360]

That really blows. Too bad the popo's didn't show up so you could get some redemption.

This isn't exactly the same, but I was driving by some dude on his bike on a country road, and there was some quite mean looking dog start coming his way, and obviously he had a run in with a similar circumstance, because he pulled out a professional grade night stick!

I think the dog backed off, but he was more than ready to beat it down.

So since you didn't give her a piece of your fist, did you give her a piece of your mind?

[gdude335]

that reminds me of the time i was going to the skatepark on the bike path and a lady with two big dogs was on the path. The dogs jump at me and get stopped by the leash. I look back, hear a sorry and see the woman falling in a puddle!
I came back and helped her back up but it was funny, i dont like dogs...

[pat42]

You could've hurt my dog, Im calling the police'

She called the Police???

Are you sure you didnt try to resucitate the dog mouth to mouth and all that??

Even though it didnt need it

[PapaW]

What a load of bollox. I'd of given her a mouthful (in the politest way of course)

[kitesurfer]

What a load of bollox. I'd of given her a mouthful (in the politest way of course)

A mouth full of what?

[libby]

Hobgoblin. Not that she deserved it.

Sorry to hear your losing faith in humanity too DBB, fancy setting some kind of 'we hate all 6 billion of you' type club?

[thaya]

fancy setting some kind of 'we hate all 6 billion of you' type club?

have you recovered a bit now, dbbb?

[FishKid Wales]

Hey DBB my mums realy p1ssed that you nearly killed are family mut with your crazy biking antics

Has the pain subsided?
I dont think its all humanity but i find that people in cities are generally arseholes (but not everybody)

[drowningbitbybit]

Day Two - always the most sore day!

Still finding new and exiciting bruises and cuts I wasnt aware of!

[CheeZee]

lol..Lex

Firstly ..." bro, what have i told you about hanging around pathways at night !!

.. good on ya bro , cause she woulda got nothing but demonic expletives from moi ..and maybe a few pet related threats just to verbally punch my point home !!

" i know its cold .. but ive been taken off of a motorbike at 50mph by a large ( think their called 'Standard') .. Poodle and it fleshing hurt ..like bones thru skin hurt . And whilst laying there in the road i had to put up with the dogs , bitch screaming at me that i coulds have gone around it when it had bolted straight into a main road .... " lololol ..fleshing hell that was like 16yrs ago and im sat here seething for ya bro .. so i guess ive gota wee issue

So as much as i love animals .. " flesh them and their owners if they get in a dudes way


(edited for over use of emotithingys !!)