I for one am sick and tired and could use a short break in any one of our well established remand centres .Cigarette ends are the scourge of the high seas and beaches So I am going to do something about it!IM starting an organisation us droolers like to call S.A.F.E I am going to put down this wicker basket ive been working on and begin to individually map and list the whereabouts of every single cigarette butt on this and many other planets.
Who will join me as a Surfer Against Fag Ends (please do not all join at once as im only allowed one visitor a per week .)
S – Someone
A – Allert
F – Federal
E – Enforcers
What would I expect from you?
• To attend non-excisting S.A.F.E demonstrations and give me some money.
• To write letters to your local MP about S.A.F.E’s goals which have no grounds for reasonable actions or interest .. and give me some money.
• To picket ‘outlets’ receiving cigarette deliveries and stand there on your own looking stoopid .. and give me some money.
• Pay an annual donation of £130 p.a. to fund S.A.F.E. which is obviously just an opener as after you have submitted your bank details i shall try my best to clear you out .
Please let me know if you are interested in joining S.A.F.E.
Thanks
Andy ....
lmao why do i get the feeling one of my collegues has thrown me a test ball
CheeZeme 
out here is san diego u cant smoke on the beaches i have to walk a whole 20 meteres from the sand to the board walk to smoke (some how i think tiny brains are at work 
now thats just messed up.
, wheres bwgan and pat42 when you need them?????????????
