I'm just glad they haven't figured out that there's good waves here too

All the pristine beaches would be overrun with Louis Vuitton Latte selling manbag shops.
Been having a bit of fun with a group of young pants round the knees ozzie (from soodernee I reckon) snowboarders - asked me if there were any green runs down from the ridge they had managed to slide along on their arses - I sent them down the gnarliest chute ever, complete with a smallish cliff to drop and a frozen waterfall, right before the big bowl that fills with powder and takes ages to climb out of if you get stuck

They were still in there two hours later, when I rode past them laughing.