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Ozzie "Ladies"

Postby Hang11 » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:28 am

The ozzie tourist invasion for winter started where I live this week.

I'm blown away by the amount of f*cken awful plastic surgery that heaps of older ozzie women seem to have had. They all look like Michael Jackson with blonde wigs and trout pouts.

Its no wonder so many ozzie blokes turn gay.
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Re: Ozzie "Ladies"

Postby sinistapenguin » Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:38 pm

It's a good job that your post won't provoke any reactions from, oh, I don't know, say:

Michael Jackson Fans, Women, Ozzie Men, Older people, plastic surgeons etc! :) :)
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Re: Ozzie "Ladies"

Postby flyingvee » Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:18 pm

Hang11 wrote:The ozzie tourist invasion for winter started where I live this week.

I'm blown away by the amount of f*cken awful plastic surgery that heaps of older ozzie women seem to have had. They all look like Michael Jackson with blonde wigs and trout pouts.

Its no wonder so many ozzie blokes turn gay.


you shoulda applied for that "best job in the world" in oz, you'd've gone down a storm!!! :lol:
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Re: Ozzie "Ladies"

Postby Hang11 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:24 am

I'm just glad they haven't figured out that there's good waves here too :D All the pristine beaches would be overrun with Louis Vuitton Latte selling manbag shops.

Been having a bit of fun with a group of young pants round the knees ozzie (from soodernee I reckon) snowboarders - asked me if there were any green runs down from the ridge they had managed to slide along on their arses - I sent them down the gnarliest chute ever, complete with a smallish cliff to drop and a frozen waterfall, right before the big bowl that fills with powder and takes ages to climb out of if you get stuck :D They were still in there two hours later, when I rode past them laughing.
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