Shoes to Surf

[teardrop]

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


mt

[.Jen.]

Either I really am well and truly fleshin', or this post is

[surferdude_scarborough]

your well and truly fleshin'

[trails surfing]

i have no idea what you are saying

[bluesnowcone]

i think he has raised some good points

[Wisemans]

lol

[Luke]

i want what he's smoking.

[IDynamite]

hahaha that was some of the worst english i have ever read. an online translator could do it better.

sparklenuts? bestinsultever.

[Phil]

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


mt

couldnt agree more mate

[RJD]

I think there wrong, for some significant reasons, most of which I cant go into in depth on here.

But in conclusion, smoke less crack m8.

[maxilion]

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,
Hey, I took a three story splat. Wrists, back & feet. Put heal thyself into effect. All good, cept without shoes. With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability. Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild. Damn it, I spray.

Would like to surf to dawn the nlightenment of the angle teardrop. Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway. Later


mt

Ahh that sucks man, but the true vulnerability comes from letting the ocean beat you. you have to challenge it, but in a friendly competition/spiritual way. let it guide you with the occasional battle, but putting up some kind of defense mechanism that plenty seem to go without wont help your chances. I'd say go without, your feet will get tougher anyway.

[Midnight Rider]

On the grounds that the whole StarWars trilogy was a lightly vieled homoerotic fantasy, I find this post deeply offensive

[Dec]

So who is going to translate this for me? Or should I go to a free translator?

[Jonah_Fro]

Translation:

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Milo]

I`d say he took a big drop, and hurt himself. And is asking if surf shoes would help with grip.

Or he fell from a 3 story building, did his back in, lost his shoes on the way down. Now wants to new shoes as his feet are rank.

He wants to surf a dawny, in his shoes will this effect the leather uppers.?

Oik Oik sparklenuts may the nlightenment be with you.

[surfsc77]

what does ' fleshin ' mean?

[Banana]

I'll take a shot at translating:

Oik, Oik sparklenuts,

Greetings fellow surfers.

Hey, I took a three story splat.

I wiped out.

Wrists, back & feet.

I hurt myself on my wrists, back, and feet.

Put heal thyself into effect.

I am recuperating.

All good, cept without shoes.

My feet are swollen, making footware uncomfortable.

With shoes, no one can smell the vulnerability.

I have a foot odor problem, which is exacerbated when I am frightened.

Thank god. You know what happens to the injured animals in the wild.

It is fortunate that wearing shoes masks my foot odor problem, and prevents others from knowing that I am afraid.

Damn it, I spray.

Pardon me if my excitement has caused me to spit on you.

Would like to surf to dawn the enlightenment of the angle teardrop.

I have a nice surfboard, and would like others to know how nice it is.

Shoes okay to surf? Ahh, I'll just do it anyway.

From now on, I will wears shoes when surfing, no matter what people think.

Later

BFN

[RUSS-D]

what does ' fleshin ' mean?

I was wondering the same thing.

[surferdude_scarborough]

what does ' fleshin ' mean?

I was wondering the same thing.

erm forum joke. some guy came on ages ago talking about flesh tubes or something and it was then taken as an expletive. the language filters on the forum change swear words to " fleshin' " to honour this.

[justloafing]

erm forum joke. some guy came on ages ago talking about flesh tubes or something and it was then taken as an expletive. the language filters on the forum change swear words to " fleshin' " to honour this.

How fleshin' cool.

I am so fleshin' pissed off there are no waves.