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Is this normal?? (WARNING - Not for the Faint Hearted)

Postby pat42 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:14 pm

I have to go to the dentist for the first time in years, and thought I'd give myself a little examination before I went.


This is what I found

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Anyone else have maggots growing out of their gums?
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Postby Dr Rev » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:17 pm

Kissed worse !!!! :shock: :lol:
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Postby keef » Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:33 pm

obviously, you don't use Colgate!
Only one treatment for that, in the words of Billy Connelly, "Wire brush and detol, Ma'am".
Oh and don't forget to :D
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Postby .Jen. » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:46 pm

I'm so glad I just had dinner!!

Pat yer a twisted bugger
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Postby northswell » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:48 pm

Is that not normal. Must get down the dentist myself.










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Postby hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:18 am

maybe its normal for you brits.
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Postby Sar » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:22 am

hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf wrote:maybe its normal for you brits.


:lol: didnt think it would take long for someone over the pond to pipe up with that.
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Postby Johno » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:21 am

Ur just trew up me breakfast :x :( :x
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Postby greg@hoodatsurfco » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:55 am

^^exactly how i feel...
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Postby CheeZee » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:32 am

Pat .. thats wrong man .. so wrong lmao :lol: :twisted: :lol: your a sick puppy and you knows it lolol

class heheheeeeeeee

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Postby guybrush » Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:31 pm

is that your photo? really?
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Postby CheeZee » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:43 pm

lol: surfar ,

It could be a photo of his mouth but i dont think it would be, as he has no teeth at all after selling them all on Ebay to raise cash for his operation to rid himself of his siamese-twin brother called malcolm.

Pat has led us all to believe that he works as an engineer on offshore oil rigs, but it has become evident over the years that he is in fact an experiment gone wrong and has been abandoned on a dissused oil rig for the safety of mankind. In some parts of Scotland, if the wind is blowing in the right direction... a soft sobbing can be heard as his hunchback of notre dam-esque life takes its toll on his emotions ....

...its all quite sad really

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Postby pat42 » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:38 pm

'Kinell cheezee, what you been smoking??

It's all true..........apart from selling my teeth on ebay 8)

I still have a few left...............as you can see I've managed to get rid of most of the maggots before my appointment

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I think my dentist will be most impressed 8)
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Postby Sar » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:05 pm

for goodness sake man! Im trying to eat here!

.......yeah i dont know why i opened this thread whilst eating either.
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Postby .Jen. » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:24 pm

Did the scabby buggers in them there photos never get taught the whole dental hygiene thing??

Think I'd top myself if I had a gobfull like that!!
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Postby Luke » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:48 pm

.Jen. wrote:Did the scabby buggers in them there photos never get taught the whole dental hygiene thing??

Think I'd top myself if I had a gobfull like that!!


aye, or if I couldn't afford the denist, just go tell a women's rugby team that they all look like men....job done.
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Postby Stone Fox » Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:43 pm

hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf wrote:maybe its normal for you brits.


I saw a photo of you earlier. You SO do NOT look like I expected.
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Postby hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:50 am

what did you expect me to look like?
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Postby thaya » Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:14 pm

Stone Fox wrote:
hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf wrote:maybe its normal for you brits.


I saw a photo of you earlier. You SO do NOT look like I expected.


sorry, twas my fault :oops: stone fox kindly came round my house with some beautiful flowers cuz i'm still quite poorly from post-op probs. i *accidently* got out all my photos of hawaii :wink:

ps - toby i'm sorry the garlic bread got nuked :oops:

I spent all night being sick, so there's nothing left to come out, otherwise i would have thrown up looking at those pics pat, ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Postby pat42 » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:10 pm

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Just got back from the dentist and my teeth have come up a treat!!!

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