To my surizzle wizzle budizzles

[CheeZee]

Headz up ! !

Flying Gorgonzola in the he-ouse ! (best served with a cheeky little Chardonnay)

How we all doing peeps ?! .. what-a-gwan ? .. wazzup ?? .. and for all you South Wester Uk'ers .. " ow be on youngun ?!

I hope all is well for all .. except Dbbb.. you dont deserve happiness now that you have abandoned our soggy isle ..and for what ?.. oh i know the attraction of a permanent tan and flip flop lifestyle sounds appealing but what do you really gain ..really (weeps into me keyboard) .. you'll tire of the shiny, vibrant and optimistic lifestyle within 30-40 years .. you mark my words ..oh and then you'll be begging to come back to grey overcast, oppressed, paranoid UK ... (small whimpering sniffs as the tearfull snot gently runs over my top lip)

Big nudge and nod to the usual suspects .. i trust all is well in every shire, and that wrongness in all its beautiful forms is keeping you all smiling

Anyone get any entertaining rides out of the big East Coast surge?! .. i saw on the tellemavision that a few spongers were out in amongst it lol ..god bless ya boyz ! from the footage i saw, it looked like these guys were gonna get dumped onto what was someones garden fence !! .. the prospect of seeing skewered spongeness entertained me through the night whilst searching for footage lol

.. right then , i are off to the DIY store to join the masses looking for mind stimulating weekend fun in the form of .. " a set of three Harris paintbrushes made from real pony-scrote hair " ... oh yeh , c;mon .. partaaay mo'fos .. ooh ooh .. i know ..im gonna really push the boat out on this one ..im gonna go buy me some solar powered garden lights " flesh me ..im too hardcore .. you all cant get near this..u know it ! my lifes too damn rad' for the masses..im on the edge and the rest of you are taking up too much room maaaaaaaan

( The CheeZe management would like it known .. that although Mr. CheeZe does indeed need to visit a local DIY store .. this in no way represents any maturity forming in his character. He would like it known that he will steal at least one very small pointless object, in the name of revolution and will mos' def take the p*** out of the nearest store worker wearing A) a corporate set of brightly coloured dungarees or B) any one pretending they have authority and power because their allowed to hold the front door key on a chain for the day ! !rght: ). I thankyou.


Peace and love all .. take it eeZee for now

Cheznizzle

[Stone Fox]

No more drugs for that man!

[keef]

Cheezee, do you ride a stand up paddle board by any chance???

[essex sucks]

cheezee get your butt back on here and start posting again and don't say u are too busy we all know u

[thaya]

^^ as above! I've not really been on here much lately but I know that your presence has been missed

Nice to see you're back and still in the land of the living (sort of )

[drowningbitbybit]

A big hey to The CheeZeLee!!!

I hope all is well for all .. except Dbbb.. you dont deserve happiness now that you have abandoned our soggy isle ..and for what ?.. oh i know the attraction of a permanent tan and flip flop lifestyle sounds appealing but what do you really gain ..really (weeps into me keyboard) .. you'll tire of the shiny, vibrant and optimistic lifestyle within 30-40 years .. you mark my words ..oh and then you'll be begging to come back to grey overcast, oppressed, paranoid UK ... (small whimpering sniffs as the tearfull snot gently runs over my top lip)

Yup, thats about the size of it
The sun is out, 20-odd degrees this morning.... I had a surf first thing this morning, in lovely warm water although the weekend crowds are a fleshin' nightmare - need to get me some van shaped transport asap!!

I'll pop in again this evening when the crowds thin out a bit

But first Im gonna go and sit on the beach and pretend to read a book while looking at girls in bikinis

[libby]

*throws scone in Cheezee's direction and then hides*

[CheeZee]

No more drugs for that man!

... usually people recommend i continue taking them for the sanity of all

cheezee get your butt back on here and start posting again and don't say u are too busy we all know u

... i iz a busy little bumble cheeze, but only for a couple more weeks and then it will be time wasting and skive mode once again " woot " !

Cheezee, do you ride a stand up paddle board by any chance???

no ! .. but i have been known to ride and paddle, in other sporting activities

I've not really been on here much lately but I know that your presence has been missed

.. thankya kindly darhlin ..i have been missing my fellow wronguns also

A big hey to The CheeZeLee!!!

.. yo to my bro .. still stoked for you mate and obviously jealous as hell.. but in a good way lol .. glad to hear that your making yourself at home there ..dont forget to buy me a pair of "visitors flip-flops ..they will be used over the next few years .. i'll stop off to see you and then wear them over to the weztzide to go see SP'

*throws scone in Cheezee's direction and then hides*

.. it fell short ! .. you throw like a gurl ..gimme a kiss or i'm not playing

Peace and love to the lot of ya ... i are with you in spirit until my physical self returns ! ... ( a ghostly apparition floats gently out of the forum ..leaving a faint odour of cheddar )

[PapaW]

With byour biz being as good as it is man you still gotta make time for us and post more!!! we're high maintenance you know... your in the stint now

[Phil]

.. it fell short ! .. you throw like a gurl ..gimme a kiss or i'm not playing

mate i would meet her(him) before you say things like that, having now meet libby(norman) i can now confirm your suspisions she(he) is really a 200 pound truck driver from bognor regis nammed norman

[Phil]

oh and you defo need to post more mate, hows the other site coming along is it all up and running now?

[libby]

Phil you promised me that you wouldnt tell anyone!!! Ok so i'm a forty stone truck driver but that didnt put you off our steamy night of passion, and for a 47 year old bloke I think you'll agree im still rather flexible

[PapaW]

Phil you promised me that you wouldnt tell anyone!!! Ok so i'm a forty stone truck driver

Now, now, if your going to be honest you know its more like 50st...

[CheeZee]

and for a 47 year old bloke I think you'll agree im still rather flexible

.. lmao

Phil :..the site is getting there mate, but having a few problems with the financial integration jive.. now that im building and running this one meself (as a lil' experiment) to try and dodge at least some of the hefty fees of online sales (wont bore ya with the rest of the jive!). For now ive dumped some of the merchandise into somhydro site under ' Xmas Headshop gifts' just until i make a final decision on the new site

With byour biz being as good as it is man you still gotta make time for us and post more!!! we're high maintenance you know... your in the stint now

.. bro ..i'll be back in ere' asap ... everything is done for new site , just gotta make a few tough decisions ..it may still be ditched so's i can concentrate on somhydro but until you have a look at these things ..you dont know what decision to make ... " life is full of annoying choices

[flyingvee]

Was idle'y reading some threads and just wondered does anyone know why Libby has haf her fissog covered on her avater???

[long_man]

i think you'll find its because Libby doesn't actually have a mouth......

[Phil]

actully it was due to contamination in the lab where she was grown

[CheeZee]

lmao phil ! .. yes indeed Libstar has no mouth due to the contimination in the lab as my collegue has explained... but she does have a rather stunning little ear growing have way down her spine !!

[libby]

I was having a bad beard day....

[oldiebeginner]

no mouth..., think i remember an episode of "tales of the unexpected" like that...

very scary at the time...


you have got a mouth, havn't you Libby...?