Tanning

by ET » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:41 am

Hey All,
Summer is on it's way in Australia and I need a tan!
What is the most effective, protective and safe way to get one???
And are there any tips for a amazing golden tan!!!
Thanks
Elliot

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:42 am

blow torch that sucker

by **Bewilderbeast** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:50 am

This is a joke, right? :roll:

by **Dr Rev** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:57 am

Be outside ????? :wink:

by **kitesurfer** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 12:16 pm

by **jethrodog** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:56 pm

Does it come with an ass like that too?

by **^*^BATMAN^*^** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:22 pm

well considering that your 'winter' includes like 15 degree weather.....which is like our summer here. You can do things like, oh i dont know.....sports. Try cycling, or running.

by **long_man** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:55 pm

right.....
what you need to do, to get that glorious golden tan, is to firstly marinade yourself in Johnsons Baby Oil for around 5-10 minutes, then, you know that GIANT yellow/orange thing in the sky, called THE SUN....??.....LIE UNDER IT
:shock:

c'mon brainiac, its not rocket science..... :!:

by **Johnny B** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:03 pm

Eat loads of carrots.

The beta-carotene will make your skin go a lovely shade of...err...copper.

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