You know you need a surf when....

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You know you need a surf when....

Postby PapaW » Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:48 pm

Ok heres a classic that usually gets some funny answers... add what ever you feel is relavant to "You know you need a surf when..."

heres a few to get you started...

You know you need a surf when...

...your car doesn't have and sand in the footwells.
...your wetsuit is dry and smells nice.
...you come back from the cinema wondering if Tracy Island would pick up any swell.
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Postby Hazy_daze » Tue Oct 05, 2004 2:51 pm

Lol! :lol:

I think you need a surf when your hair and skin are suprisingly conditioned :wink:

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Postby sinistapenguin » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:14 pm

You start looking at embankments on the sides of motorways and imagining they're waves!

You splash through puddles in your car to throw up a spray!!

You find yourself logged on to surfing-waves.com for more than 80% of your day when you should be working!!
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Postby babyboarder89 » Tue Oct 05, 2004 6:09 pm

haha. when every single page of your brand new geograhy folder has at leat one picture of a wave on it.
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Postby IrishGirl » Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:19 pm

Chilee_Peppr_Shredder wrote:Lol! :lol:

I think you need a surf when your hair and skin are suprisingly conditioned :wink:

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Haha, so true. My hair actually looks normal for a few days unlike the mess that it usually is (ie. now - good surf earlier!)

-When your watching programmes like Home & Away and constantly scanning the waves in the background and muttering 'get out of the way' when any of them are blocking your view of the waves.

-When you find yourself cranky and irritable for days and don't know why.

-When you go out in small mush just for the sake of it.
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Postby surf patrol » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:00 am

Good post.

When you scan the weather reports for every place you have lived to see if you'd be getting a surf if you hadnt moved.
When you go to clean the wax of your board in ritual preparation and it is already clean.
When the closest you've been to surfing lately is doing another beginners guide.
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Postby deathfrog » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:44 am

babyboarder89 wrote:haha. when every single page of your brand new geograhy folder has at leat one picture of a wave on it.


/\ agree

or all subjects....
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Postby babyboarder89 » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:11 am

i do the home and away thing!!!

when your teacher is always yelling at you for doodling when you should be working, why do the do that, how can they expect me to work when he surfs good (even if it is 200 miles away)

when you spend about 4 hours a night on webcams and reports for everywhere in the world just to see iff anyones getting surf.
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Postby PapaW » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:20 pm

...when you become the captain of the Uni surf team... (too much time on my hands :p)

... your next to a river or lake and picture yourself 2inches tall riding the perfect barrels at the edge
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Postby Hazy_daze » Wed Oct 06, 2004 3:21 pm

LOL! :lol: Always a good one for a laugh!

Also, when your boards wax looks suprisingly new and unused, and is actually bumpy, and worn down to smoothness, due to no sessions and a lotta rewaxing in between.

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Postby namino tsume » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:39 pm

... when you watch 'north shore' just to see some surf.
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Postby PapaW » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:50 pm

...you attempt to recreate the bath tub surf scean in the title sequence to 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'
...you succeed!
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Postby purple balloons » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:27 pm

you know you need a surf when you're listening to the beach boys on your personel cd player whilst walking through a hail storm :x

also anytime you're landlocked! bleargh!
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Postby Phil » Wed Oct 06, 2004 10:38 pm

when the first thing you do in the morning is check the surf forcast and look at the webcams

when its raining the ripples on the puddles make you think of nice clean waves rolling in
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Postby deathfrog » Thu Oct 07, 2004 1:56 am

PapaWoolacombe wrote:...when you become the captain of the Uni surf team... (too much time on my hands :p)

... your next to a river or lake and picture yourself 2inches tall riding the perfect barrels at the edge


HELL YEA!

I do that at the pool every day... when I have to swim I watch the ripples break over the edge just thinking about it... or creating my own

babyboarder89 wrote: when you spend about 4 hours a night on webcams and reports for everywhere in the world just to see iff anyones getting surf.


I also do taht frequently...
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Postby rossman » Thu Oct 07, 2004 10:19 pm

You check the sea every half hour when there's no swell predicted. :oops:

You start cross stepping on the kerb & noseriding scaffolding planks. :)
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Postby Broosta » Fri Oct 08, 2004 10:51 am

When you have to let your belt out another notch or your jeans are too tight! :oops:
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:09 pm

.. when you read your stormrider guide from cover to cover. Then start again
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Postby reef » Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:33 pm

.. when you read your stormrider guide from cover to cover. Then start again


yep, I do that too. along with looking at eyeball surf check all day for any good swell, even though I'm stuck miles in land. :x

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Postby namino tsume » Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:11 pm

.... when you start learning to predeict swells.
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