The ' funny quote' thread

[surferdude_scarborough]

one of my favourite quotes from my holiday

"ill stamp on your face and make you eat my foot"

i should explain this comment was made by a mate towards my other mate who had lost their room key and was lying on our rooms floor laughing it off.

[Stone Fox]

Talk about threadromancy! They probably heard the 'bump' in china!

Con Air-

"Define Irony... A bunch of morons on a plane dancing to a song made famous by the band dying in a plane crash"

red dwarf-

Rimmer: Is that a cigarette you're smoking lister?!?
lister: No, it's a chicken.

Actually, don't get me started on red dwarf, I'll be here all night.

[isaluteyou]

please continue the red dwarf havnt watched it in years Americans dont air it

[Stone Fox]

please continue the red dwarf havnt watched it in years Americans dont air it

dude, I'm gonna pm you something that will make you smile!

[Luke]

"Every band needs a chemistry...and Bez was a great chemist."

[CheeZee]

Every band needs a chemistry...and Bez was a great chemist."

..hehe class bro .. Happy Mondays , one of my all time favourites .. " Happy Dayz " of me dragging my ass through open farmland looking for free parties that never were... lolol