What was your first ever post about?
Why have you hung around?
Me?
I was researching a surf trip to the Canary Islands and wanted suggestions on which to go to (I ended up going to Lanzagrotte). Bluesnowcone was the only regular to give some advice with 5 words of an obvious genious:
ONE-OF-THE-OUTSIDE-ONES
Cheers for that dude

Why have I hung around? Sheer bloody insomnia!!!!
SLEEP!! LET ME SLEEP!!
No, seriously, whose first post was a "which board should I buy"