a few initial pain in the a** warning flags:
..if she constantly messes with your clothing whilst your wearing them i.e like your mom did when you were a kid .." look at your collar, do up those buttons etc etc !!
...if she constantly compares you to her dad..i.e " tut.. my dad says that about the car, the lawn mower, the cat, the dog etc etc !!
...if she starts most sentances with "would you mind if we" ... inevitably you will mind, and in most cases your answer has absolutely no bearing on the outcome of the " would you mind if we... !!
.. if she looks at the presents you buy her and then compares them to something that her mate Tracy has got from her Bf' !!
..if she asks you " where you would like to go for an evening out ...and then books somewhere completely different to your preference !!
..if she gets in your car after being out in the bars all night with her friends, and then procceeds to use you as the butt of all her drunken jokes !!
.. if she loses the plot, tells you to leave her alone for the day while she cools off .. and then calls you up asking why you havnt called her you selfish uncaring man you ...etc etc !!
the list goes on ...and on ...aaannnd onnnn, but not to worry none of this carries any weight because you are afterall just a man and wouldnt understand any adlibbed bs' reasons for any of the above !!lol
I love women ..they're great , nature gave women hormones and excuses for excuses ...thankfully mother nature gave us the ability of selective hearing and the attention span of goldfish
