Having fun with a Nigerian Twozzock

[.Jen.]

I'm selling my old bike and putting it towards the price of a new motorbike. Put the advert up on a LOCAL classifieds site.

Here is the first ''enquiry'', will post my reply in a second

I'm a serious buyer i just got the advert on the net and am okay with it.I will want to know if this item is still available for sale, if still available, Get back to me with the following orders:


From:Benson Eniola <lemy_11_1@yahoo.fr

1.Are u the first owner?
2. Whats its latest condition?
3.Why do you want to sell it?
4:can you email me a pics of it?
5:Whats the final price you are selling it to me?
I want you to get back to me with the following information so that i can inform my client to issue out the payment to you in method of a certified casheirs check. I expect your soonest reply.

[.Jen.]

My reply... Will let yer know if I get a reply from him/her/it. Last time I had something for sale and got twattish emails, I did a similar thing and kept the idiot hanging on for a couple of weeks...

I'm a serious buyer i just got the advert on the net and am okay with it.I will want to know if this item is still available for sale, if still available, Get back to me with the following orders:

1.Are u the first owner? NO, I STOLE IT FROM MY DRUG DEALER WHILST HE WAS BANGING MY BITCH


2. Whats its latest condition? ITS RUSTY AND FALLING TO PIECES, AND I THINK MY DOG CRAPPED ON IT


3.Why do you want to sell it? SO I CAN BUY MORE CRACK AND PAY FOR SEX


4:can you email me a pics of it? NO, I DONT HAVE A COMPUTER


5:Whats the final price you are selling it to me? IT WAS FOR SALE FOR £100, BUT IM WILLING TO LET YOU HAVE IT FOR £6.2 MILLION POUNDS, ALTHOUGH I HAVE TO REQUEST THAT THE CHEQUES SHOULD BE MADE OUT TO DENOMINATIONS NO LARGER THAN 1 PENNY EACH.


I want you to get back to me with the following information so that i can inform my client to issue out the payment to you in method of a certified casheirs check. I expect your soonest reply.

I HAVE REPLIED AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE, AS I REALLY LIKE GENUINE BUYERS SUCH AS YOURSELF. IF YOU WOULD LIKE MY ITEM, LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, AS MY DEALER IS AFTER MY HOT ARSE BECAUSE I RIPPED HIM OFF

THANKS

Ima F. Uckwit

[Sillysausage]

LMAO

[pat42]

1.Are u the first owner? NO, I STOLE IT FROM MY DRUG DEALER WHILST HE WAS BANGING MY BITCH

Sweet!!!


Didnt know you were a lezza

[Real Pol]

Hee Hee!

I got loads of those types of enquires when I sold my car last year.

One bloke (foreign) called me and said he would pick it up that night tonight if I accepted his dodgey payment over the phone. I asked how he would get from London to Aberdeen and he said he'd drive! He admitted he didn't know where Aberdeen was and was a bit blurred about the whole "Scotland" issue, but seemed keen to catch a plane. I told him he'd get a better deal in London, but no, my car was the one he was after and the traveling would be worth it. What an overpriced, rusty, crappy mazda 323 with broke a/c?

Please don't call this number again

[.Jen.]

1.Are u the first owner? NO, I STOLE IT FROM MY DRUG DEALER WHILST HE WAS BANGING MY BITCH

Sweet!!!


Didnt know you were a lezza

Haha I'm not, I have a 'sausage' infatuation

Then again, I dont pay for sex or drugs, and I have four computers

No email back yet, looks like that internet shack they've got is broken. Dammit!

[oldiebeginner]

6.2 million! sounds alot for a bike.

[Dr Rev]

What bike is it ? And what are you planning for next Jen ???

[.Jen.]

What bike is it ? And what are you planning for next Jen ???

At the moment, its one you have to pedal yerself Planning for something that uses alot less energy

I rode a 50cc scooter/125 cc bike until I was 23, passed my theory but for one reason or another, never got round to doing the practical before I sold my bike, so I've gotta start from scratch again.

My mates lending me his run around 50cc to do the CBT and then the test (as soon as possible). My CBT ran out in May so I cant ride anything at the mo. Over here, you cant ride anything bigger than a 125 for a year after you've passed your test, so I'm gonna hang on until next year before buying anything, but the ones I'm looking at are rather expensive

So yeah, kicking myself for not doing the test, as by now I'd have been riding 9 years and would be able to ride whatever size bike I want.

[Dr Rev]

Best of luck for your test, you know what your doing after 9 years of riding !

So what bike would you like to end up on ? if you need help to decide, Pm me ????

Rev

[.Jen.]

Best of luck for your test, you know what your doing after 9 years of riding !

So what bike would you like to end up on ? if you need help to decide, Pm me ????

Rev

Ive had a look at the Suzuki Bandit 650, quite like the look of that one and engine wise its big enough for me, plus it should handle the occasional (or hopefully not so occasional!) trips over to either France or the UK mainland.

Haven't ridden for about a year but dont think I'll have too much hassle getting back on (she says now!!)

[Dr Rev]

Great choice on the Bandit Jen ! Good bikes and very reliable !