.." could be worse

by **CheeZee** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:23 pm

...could be raining !!!

:twisted:

by **Sar** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:43 pm

by **drowningbitbybit** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:42 am

CheeZee - step away from the bong, put the bong on the ground, raise your hands in the air, slowly now.... no sudden movements... yes, thats right, come here, we've got chocolate... and biscuits... come to the biscuits...

by **Johnny B** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:00 am

Worse than what?

I we meant to be thinking of things progressivey worse than the previous poster's suggestion?

...If so...

It could be snowing!

by **Stone Fox** » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:33 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:CheeZee - step away from the bong, put the bong on the ground, raise your hands in the air, slowly now.... no sudden movements... yes, thats right, come here, we've got chocolate... and biscuits... come to the biscuits...

You're probably right as well!

by **Milo** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:22 pm

You can pass me the bong :wink:

by **Dec** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:46 am

.." could be stoned

:twisted:

by **RJD** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:13 am

Suny & warm in Devon, no WAVES though and I'm only here a week before heading back to NZ..

by **Stone Fox** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:16 pm

RJD wrote:Suny & warm in Devon, no WAVES though and I'm only here a week before heading back to NZ..

Yup. Optimistic seaweed says "flatter than a training bra" till monday.

And I'm off work! Grrr.....

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:25 pm

CheeZee - step away from the bong, put the bong on the ground, raise your hands in the air, slowly now.... no sudden movements... yes, thats right, come here, we've got chocolate... and biscuits... come to the biscuits...

..lmfao

...

" ..looks at bong then at matt...back to bong and then at matt...back to bong and then at matt .. the mental stress of making such a decision clearly visible in the young ("oi..leave it!) cheezers eyes ...

Cheezee knows he has to make a call ...

..looks matt square in the eyes

...." this is a .44 toke Magnum, the most powerfull bong ever made..it'll blow your head clean offf .. now, in all this confusion ive forgotten how many shots ive had ... was it six or only five ... " i guess youve gotta ask yourself one question... " do i feel lucky ?... well, do ya ..punk " ??!

:mrgreen:

by **Milo** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:32 pm

by **essex sucks** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:57 pm

by **Phil** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:57 pm

CheeZee wrote:...." this is a .44 toke Magnum, the most powerfull bong ever made..it'll blow your head clean offf .. now, in all this confusion ive forgotten how many shots ive had ... was it six or only five ... " i guess youve gotta ask yourself one question... " do i feel lucky ?... well, do ya ..punk " ??!

LOL

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:47 am

how many hits on a bong can you take?

with some good crips, its only 2-3 for me. 5 and i throw up. 10 i go blind.

by **drowningbitbybit** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 8:55 am

CheeZee wrote:...." this is a .44 toke Magnum, the most powerfull bong ever made..it'll blow your head clean offf .. now, in all this confusion ive forgotten how many shots ive had ... was it six or only five ... " i guess youve gotta ask yourself one question... " do i feel lucky ?... well, do ya ..punk " ??!

Please, don't Toot!

by **CheeZee** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:07 pm

how many hits on a bong can you take?

... well...if you hit me full swing in the head with one of those tall brass turkish bongs ..i'd say about 5 and then im down :roll:

in answer to your question ... not many bro ..not anymore, i cant even remember the last time i picked up a bong ..but then that could be short term memory loss and it was only this morning .. who knows !!

by **Jonah_Fro** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:02 am

Ahhh, the good old days.

We were always looking for a way of building the ultimate bong. Reminds me of something Dennis Leary said:

"Smoking grass doesn't lead to other drugs!! It leads to F***ing carpentry man!"

by **Stone Fox** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:19 pm

When I was 18 I built this three chambered bong called 'the white machine' !

It was a delicate construction of three 1 liter canada dry bottles, drinking straws, blue tac & super glue and a bong stem. But GOD DAMN did it live up to it's name!

Only problem was you couldn't clean it so it lasted about a week!

by **Jonah_Fro** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:47 pm

Best one I ever had a hand in building consisted of the water tank from a caravan, several feet of copper pipe, four taps and hoses. Four people could get a good hit off at once. A good game was to get four guys up, then shut off three of the taps mid draw so one guy got blasted.

Christened her Bertha.

Trouble was we spent so much cash trying to keep it burning we had to retire it.

by **CheeZee** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:49 pm

"Smoking grass doesn't lead to other drugs!! It leads to F***ing carpentry man!"

...class Jonah .. all bow to Mr. Leary, deffo one of my main comedy influences :lol:

..lol.. i remeber we made a mask bong ..which was basically a battery powered air pump , hooked up to a large bong and then fed directly into a proper old skool gas mask ... lmfao .. all that happened was asfixiation (sp) and hair that stank of green lmao .. but it was great seeing who could keep it on the longest :lol:

ahh happy dayz of haze

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