Why your surfboard is better than your girlfriend

[Stone Fox]

dude, you should add all of these to the original list, get 'em compiled.

You board will never ask you if it's rocker looks fat.

You can make your board 'looser' or 'tighter' to taste by altering fins.

You can ride your board for hours without it getting sore.

You don't have to get stroppy about other blokes openly admiring your board

you'll never have a fight over a surf board.

a surfboard is yours for as long as you want it

your board will never get drunk and throw up on your carpet

Your board will understand if you don't take it out at the weekend

Your board won't get a rash when you wax it

[MrJoe]

Alright, I'll add them to the list on my first post

[Stone Fox]

Maybe we should get this made up into a poster?

[Stone Fox]

You can film yourself riding your board without asking permission

You board doesn't mind if you go on holiday with your mates.

[Johno]

Spot on my man, dont fink i'm ever guna have a girlfriend again, there to much hard work.

All i need is my board an some waves

Ye ha

[CheeZee]

...

Your board wont complain when you strap it onto the roof rack to save space.

Your board wont ask you to stop at every service area between here and the coast.

Your board wont stay in the toilets for 20mins touching up its wax before heading down to the beach.

Your board wont scream and run out of the water at the sight of a dead crab.

Your board wont bitch about other boards.

and finally ... Your board wont tell its dad when you hold its nose under water !

[surferdude_scarborough]

Your board wont tell its dad when you hold its nose under water

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong fleshin' wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stone Fox]

...Your board wont ask you to stop at every service area between here and the coast.

DON'T!

When I went with my ex about a month ago, we stopped at just about every f**king service station on the M4, by the time we got to Gordano services on the M5 I was like
"RIGHT! get what you f**king want, including a cork if you really need it, we're NOT stopping again till croyde!"