Surfing or sex????

by **O_Danny_Boy** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:05 am

nothing like nailing the missus after an epic session

but if i had to choose, it be the surf

by **CheeZee** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:21 am

All very true, but you can't roll a surfboard over and ride it from behind.

..lmfao Hang' ... this had me choking on coffee :lol:

You can on a sponge

..this had it frothing from my nose Papa :lol:

fleshing class .. nice one... big CheeZee grin on my face ere' ..lololololol

by **Dr Rev** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:23 am

Well , im better at sex !! ( I think ) :wink:

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:53 am

Otter wrote:Surfboards....

...dont mind when you fall off.

...don't mind being tied to a leash.

by **pat42** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 3:06 pm

But then again, women dont snap if you ride them too hard

They just cant walk properly for weeks

by **Otter** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:17 pm

Hang11 wrote:
Otter wrote:Surfboards curves never sag.

Surfboards last longer.

Surfboards don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

Surfboards don't have in-laws.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.

Surfboards don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Surfboards don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.

All very true, but you can't roll a surfboard over and ride it from behind.

OK, now we know what the 11th appendage you have is all about, keep the stoke Brah!

by **justloafing** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:06 pm

Or try to surf this.

by **Sillysausage** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:30 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:
Otter wrote:Surfboards....

...dont mind when you fall off.

...don't mind being tied to a leash.

lol very funny

by **Stone Fox** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:28 pm

My ex was a bit miffed when I told her my board was a more responsive ride...

by **greg@hoodatsurfco** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:21 pm

^^hahahaha

i would choose surfing any day... sex is great and all... but surfing is.. surfing.

by **bgdkmetzger2003** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:47 pm

Stone Fox wrote:My ex was a bit miffed when I told her my board was a more responsive ride...

nice.....haha

by **libby** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:29 am

Hmmmm why choose.... :?:

by **bgdkmetzger2003** » Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:08 pm

libby always smelling those undies.

by **libby** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:55 am

Of course, its what i do best.....

by **bgdkmetzger2003** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:15 pm

Im sure you have other talents as well....

by **surferdude_scarborough** » Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:17 pm

yup eating jaffa cakes.

by **BLADE HAG** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:35 am

This depends on a few factors such as -

1 What you are riding.
2 How long its been since you last did it.
3 Availabillity

I'd have to say its a tie!!! All factors apply to both! :lol: :twisted:

by **eastcoastsurfshop** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:20 pm

Tough choice, especially when they are both deep, hollow & wet.

Gotta be surfing, but don't tell the missus :wink:

by **Milo** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:48 pm

Been married so long, i`ve forgotten what sex is. So surfing for me.

by **tomcat360** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:54 pm

A surfboard only makes you wear the rubber in the winter

Surfing or sex????

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