Friday Wasters

[thaya]

I'm still in bed and my shoulder hurts really badly

*crawls back under the covers feeling sorry for herself*

oh to be a tree...

[essex sucks]

haha o too be a tree wtf have u took to many pain killers

[thaya]

no... i was looking out the window at the time. The trees look so beautiful swaying gently in the breeze on such a nice sunny summers day... I just thought it would be nice to be one, you know.

[essex sucks]

haha ok then i will let u off this time

[Stone Fox]

working my fleshing ass off to meet a deadline lol But im going Majorca on monday so it's not all bad...

Wheabouts? I used to live there.

[PapaW]

I'm druck....... rawww

[Stone Fox]

I'm druck....... rawww

please to meet you druck. I'm fox.

[.Jen.]

No wastage for me this weekend Started work at 1pm Friday afternoon, finished at 7am Saturday morning. Had a 2 and a half hour break in between. Ergh!! Don't think I've got a day off now till next Sunday, so me thinks ill be hammering the booze cupboard!

[PapaW]

as yes... i was drunk.. silly me :p

[CheeZee]

Friday waster - saturday update :

" Dear Diary .. i stayed up until 5am this morning and am now hanging out my butt. This i have concluded is due to the massive amount of protein and carb drinks i consumed yesterday and then topped off with a medium bottle of 86% proof whiskey at midnight ..

I believe the resulting state that i was left in , would be classed as " absolutely twatted but with fleshing heaps of energy" .. i came down to the kitchen 2hrs late for work this morning and found a note i had left to me on the fridge door .. this note simply states .. " twatt..dont do that again " !!!!

Although the experiment was a resounding success .. i am now lurched over my keyboard drooling .. and can feel how big my puffy panda like eyes are. I shall be leaving work in an hour but have just remembered that jay has invited every kid in the street round to our backyard this afternoon ...and the last time he did that i ended up playing footy combined with badminton combined with dodgeball.

" may god have mercy on my soul "

[surferdude_scarborough]

jesus m i thought i felt rough

[thaya]

i fell asleep at 10pm last night. I was looking forward to a good night's sleep but got woken up by seagulls at 3.30am and they still haven't stopped squarking I'm just about ready to buy a shotgun.... pesky things.

There's a stag do going on at my house tonight. Apparently some scantly clad "ladies" will be arriving later I'm going to have a few drinks and then make myself scarce! I'm beginning to wonder whether I'll ever be able to have a quiet weekend anymore

[Stone Fox]

i fell asleep at 10pm last night. I was looking forward to a good night's sleep but got woken up by seagulls at 3.30am and they still haven't stopped squarking I'm just about ready to buy a shotgun.... pesky things.

Oh dear.

Maybe if you ask the imperial war museum in London nicely they'll lend you their 88mm Flak battery...

That ought to deal with seagulls quite nicely!