Surfer Babe of the Day

[gdude335]

"thats not where i parked my car!"
oh, hey ladies!!!!
this thread has 1000 + replies, god thats ausome

i just noticed, thats almost 1.5% of all of the replies total!

[Milo]

Those blue crush chicks look pretty rough

Yer but at least they look like scurfers

[MrJoe]

Those blue crush chicks look pretty rough

Yer but at least they look like scurfers

That's still not gunna cut it when your mates are ripping it outa you the next day!

[Stone Fox]

Those blue crush chicks look pretty rough

Yer but at least they look like scurfers

That's still not gunna cut it when your mates are ripping it outa you the next day!

Unless of course you were playing pull the pig...

[MrJoe]

Those blue crush chicks look pretty rough

Yer but at least they look like scurfers

That's still not gunna cut it when your mates are ripping it outa you the next day!

Unless of course you were playing pull the pig...

In which case you've pulled yourself the cream of the crop there!

[PapaW]

Always remins me of my mate Seb...

getting towards the end of the night and he'd come up to me and say;
"right then, its that time of the night... Time to pull a fat chick!"

What'a guy...

[Milo]

Those blue crush chicks look pretty rough

Yer but at least they look like scurfers

That's still not gunna cut it when your mates are ripping it outa you the next day!

Unless of course you were playing pull the pig...

In which case you've pulled yourself the cream of the crop there!

Yer but at least i would have pulled, you guys would still be propping the bar up

[MrJoe]

Always remins me of my mate Seb...

getting towards the end of the night and he'd come up to me and say;
"right then, its that time of the night... Time to pull a fat chick!"

What'a guy...

lmao There always comes that time of the night if your lucks not been in! ...we've all been there and pulled a fat chick at least once in our life time

Whats even funnier is the desperate few who are left on the dance floor in one last desperate attempt to get with someone just as the club is closing.

[Johno]

Come on lads keep up the perve

[CheeZee]

Goldstar to Johno .. you may move your desk one space forward, closer to the 'evolution of smut' poster

[Bewilderbeast]

Whats even funnier is the desperate few who are left on the dance floor in one last desperate attempt to get with someone just as the club is closing.

To combat this, my mate always used to live by the philosophy of "Go ugly early!"

The theory was, early in the evening, find the best looking fat/ugly chick and buy her a few drinks so she thinks you really dig her. At the end of the evening when everybody is scraping around, you've got the pick of the mingers!

He tried many times to convince me this was a rational plan bit I could never quite see it his way!!

Disclaimer - I have never and will never in the future subscribe to the "Go ugly early" theory. I thank you.

[Milo]

Hey, you don`t look at the mantle piece when stocking the fire

[Bewilderbeast]

After much leering over this thread, here's my first contribution!

[Daffy]

Whats even funnier is the desperate few who are left on the dance floor in one last desperate attempt to get with someone just as the club is closing.

To combat this, my mate always used to live by the philosophy of "Go ugly early!"

The theory was, early in the evening, find the best looking fat/ugly chick and buy her a few drinks so she thinks you really dig her. At the end of the evening when everybody is scraping around, you've got the pick of the mingers!

He tried many times to convince me this was a rational plan bit I could never quite see it his way!!

Disclaimer - I have never and will never in the future subscribe to the "Go ugly early" theory. I thank you.

Is the theory behind this to grab yourself a back-up plan and then go looking for a 1st choice. Then if you fail, back-up girl is still there?

Or is there no attempts at a 1st choice lady, just the ugly girl to save yourself the effort at the end of the night?

[Bewilderbeast]

Nope, no back up plan. Just straight for the troll!

[Stone Fox]

After much leering over this thread, here's my first contribution!

How come her board is wet, but she (especially her hair) isn't?

[surf patrol]

How come her board is wet, but she (especially her hair) isn't?

Someone's been having a good long look at this picture

[Dr Rev]

Maybe she nicked the board ??????

[^*^BATMAN^*^]

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Batman, You appear to have some very jolly friends!!