Erotic telephone services in NZ...

[PapaW]

Kingsmeed? lol no way!

[.Jen.]

You know what Wellies are realy for.... You put rhe sheeps back legs in them and they can't get away from you

Hopefully yer not talking from experience

Went to school with someone who got done for trying to shag a cow

did you by any chance go to wiveliscombe secondry school cuss a bloke that went there got sued for giving it to a cow !!!! damage to private property lol

Nope, Grainville (heads up to Luke ). Apparently he was ''off his head on cider'', was caught standing behind the cow with his trousers round his ankles and was later charged with lewd conduct or sommat.

[PapaW]

Thinking bout it the physics wouldn't work unless you had somthing to stand on...

[Dr Rev]