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Postby dougirwin13 » Thu May 10, 2007 12:08 am

I can think of a number of people on here who MUST be using this service...

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:lol: :wink:

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Postby RJD » Thu May 10, 2007 12:47 am

Why is the photo of Wales then?
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Postby CheeZee » Thu May 10, 2007 3:47 pm

lmao Doug ... class

im sure ive been out with the twins waiting by the door :lol: ..
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Postby .Jen. » Thu May 10, 2007 4:11 pm

CheeZee wrote:lmao Doug ... class

im sure ive been out with the twins waiting by the door :lol: ..


Atleast yer man enough to admit it :wink: :lol:
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Postby CheeZee » Thu May 10, 2007 5:08 pm

..lol.. lets face it .. put em on their hind legs, chuck a denim skirt on em both, dye their fringes another colour ...and then throw em into the queue for Chicago Rock and your looking at a usual saturday night in my town :evil:

( The CheeZe management would like it known that although Mr.CheeZee seems to be aware of Chicago Rock and its client base .. he very very , very rarely is drunk enough to ever find himself frequenting such premises these days ... " Thank all the godz ) ..i thankyou
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Postby PapaW » Thu May 10, 2007 10:37 pm

RJD wrote:Why is the photo of Wales then?



hahha yeah blatently
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Postby dougirwin13 » Thu May 10, 2007 10:44 pm

RJD wrote:Why is the photo of Wales then?


LMAO! Like I'd know the diff :D

I swear a certain hobbit used to camp down the road a bit ;)

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Postby RJD » Thu May 10, 2007 11:04 pm

We have Morino sheep, softer, warmer, cuddlier...
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Postby PapaW » Thu May 10, 2007 11:06 pm

dougirwin13 wrote:
RJD wrote:Why is the photo of Wales then?


LMAO! Like I'd know the diff :D

I swear a certain hobbit used to camp down the road a bit ;)

-doug


Well its deffo UK and not NZ.. the phone & postbox is a blatent giveaway! Pus the bus stop is too!
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Postby Hang11 » Fri May 11, 2007 12:02 am

RJD wrote:We have Morino sheep, softer, warmer, cuddlier...


Easier to catch too..... :wink:
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Postby PapaW » Fri May 11, 2007 7:15 am

You know what Wellies are realy for.... You put rhe sheeps back legs in them and they can't get away from you :D
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Postby .Jen. » Fri May 11, 2007 11:05 am

PapaWoolacombe wrote:You know what Wellies are realy for.... You put rhe sheeps back legs in them and they can't get away from you :D


Hopefully yer not talking from experience ;)

Went to school with someone who got done for trying to shag a cow
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Postby paulS » Fri May 11, 2007 11:11 am

There was that story on the news a couple of years ago where a guy was shagging a goat near a railway track....

Full train came to a stop alongside...busted!
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Postby Dr Rev » Fri May 11, 2007 11:15 am

I heard that story, it was on some allotments besides the track ! :lol:
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Postby paulS » Fri May 11, 2007 11:24 am

Thats the one! Apparently he lassoed the goat with his belt...lol!

I just found that story, its says:
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day — it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Classic
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Postby Real Pol » Fri May 11, 2007 3:23 pm

CheeZee wrote:..lol.. lets face it .. put em on their hind legs, chuck a denim skirt on em both, dye their fringes another colour ...and then throw em into the queue for Chicago Rock and your looking at a usual saturday night in my town :evil:


:lol: "dye their fringes" :lol:

However I'd like to point out that a sheep in a dress would be far more attractive than the "ladies" who frequent my local Chicago Rock.

(I've seen the queue outside honest thats all!! Okay I was in once and a guy proposed to a girl on the dance floor, Imagine that! "Where did he pop the question to you?" "In Chicago Rock, Aberdeen! Right between Bobby Williams' Angels and Christina Aguralera!" "Aw, how romantic") Bunch o' fannies.
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Postby Stone Fox » Fri May 11, 2007 7:46 pm

Why do welshmen wear tracksuit trousers?

A sheep can hear a zipper a mile off!
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Postby PapaW » Sat May 12, 2007 11:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby surfin_daddy » Mon May 14, 2007 8:46 pm

.Jen. wrote:
PapaWoolacombe wrote:You know what Wellies are realy for.... You put rhe sheeps back legs in them and they can't get away from you :D


Hopefully yer not talking from experience ;)

Went to school with someone who got done for trying to shag a cow



did you by any chance go to wiveliscombe secondry school cuss a bloke that went there got sued for giving it to a cow !!!! damage to private property lol
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