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Postby kitesurfer » Wed May 02, 2007 8:55 am

LMFAO.

Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her! time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

KS
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Postby thaya » Wed May 02, 2007 9:41 am

:lol: so true!
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Postby libby » Wed May 02, 2007 9:52 am

Normally i would argue and say things like that are bull, but in this case it is spot on and i am guilty, guilty and guilty :oops:

If i'm really, really angry then 'i'm fine'.

If asked whats wrong and i say 'nothing' it probably means ' how can you not know!'

I dont mean to do it, it just comes out....maybe its a double X chromosome thing! :P
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Postby soops » Wed May 02, 2007 10:38 am

Anyone seen that Lee Evans sketch on the live at Wembley DVD.

The one about his Mrs starts cleaning things really quickly when she's pissed off? Very very funny!
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Postby tomcat360 » Wed May 02, 2007 12:42 pm

I usually find it starts with "The Loud Sigh", followed by "Nothing" followed by a "Five minute" argument then a "Fine"
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Postby pault » Wed May 02, 2007 1:29 pm

This gave a good chuckle around the office today :D
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Wed May 02, 2007 1:51 pm

I consider a conversation that goes...
"Nothing... (loud sigh).... go ahead then.... that's okay.... fine"

...to be a success. You just need to get it in writing :wink:
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Postby northswell » Wed May 02, 2007 1:58 pm

I now know why i've had problems in the past. I've always taken the above responses at face value. :?
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Postby sal » Wed May 02, 2007 3:35 pm

LMAO...that is so true!!! :lol:
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Postby CheeZee » Wed May 02, 2007 3:40 pm

lmao ... nice one chris :lol:

" the art of interpreting gurl talk can never be learnt due to the ever changing rules surrounding the words and actions that it is based on " ..

Basically ..... ignore everything until your stuff is on the lawn .. then pay attention lmfao

:lol: :twisted: :lol:
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Postby essex sucks » Wed May 02, 2007 4:16 pm

haha good one ks
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Postby thaya » Wed May 02, 2007 4:33 pm

maybe I should add that there's a certain tone of no, which means yes, and yes which means no....

it could take years of practice to decipher each one!
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Postby Stone Fox » Thu May 03, 2007 10:46 am

ummm.... Can I be really nosey and ask why you're now (bubbles)? And I'm curious about the kiwi...

Went sleepwalking, fell over and face-planted straight into a bowl of kiwi fruit?

Somehow you manage even to have accidents in your sleep! :D

hmmm.... 'Calamity Thaya' doesn't ryme...

'liability girl' seems a bit harsh...

as does 'mobile disaster zone'...

someone help me out here?
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Postby essex sucks » Thu May 03, 2007 11:07 am

hay she went a whole weekend last weekend with out any accidents :D
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Postby Dr Rev » Thu May 03, 2007 11:11 am

And she went on the back of my bike ! :wink:
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Postby hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf » Thu May 03, 2007 11:46 am

i dont know why you guys think this is so funny, i find it too true to be funny. it just remeinds me of how insane they all are. yep, i said it.
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Postby thaya » Thu May 03, 2007 12:02 pm

Elusive Fox wrote:ummm.... Can I be really nosey and ask why you're now (bubbles)? And I'm curious about the kiwi...

Went sleepwalking, fell over and face-planted straight into a bowl of kiwi fruit?

Somehow you manage even to have accidents in your sleep! :D

hmmm.... 'Calamity Thaya' doesn't ryme...

'liability girl' seems a bit harsh...

as does 'mobile disaster zone'...

someone help me out here?


well, Bubbles is down to a drunken night out with Sboy and his mates... and it just stuck, but I really like it.

the kiwi-incident involved waking up in the kitchen covered in kiwi fruit after having sliced them into pieces with a sharp knife in my sleep :shock:

mobile disaster zone is about right, although my luck seems to be changing... I survived a very fast bike ride and 3 whole days of surfing without any accidents whatsoever :thumbs: I think it's a first :D

Hopefully I'll be disaster-free by the time I get to Hawaii.
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Postby soops » Thu May 03, 2007 12:08 pm

thaya (bubbles) wrote:the kiwi-incident involved waking up in the kitchen covered in kiwi fruit after having sliced them into pieces with a sharp knife in my sleep :shock:


Good god!! :o
I have only sleep walked once when i was on holiday and i thought that was scary! Nothing like that though!
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Postby thaya » Thu May 03, 2007 12:12 pm

:oops: I do it all the time :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

(at least I'm always wearing clothes! I've heard some people don't!)
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Postby paulS » Thu May 03, 2007 12:14 pm

That's what I thought :shock: :shock: ... I think you should remove all sharp objects from your house!!

I slept walked as a kid, had a fixation on Spiderman.....parents would find me on top of my wardrobe on a regular basis !

This led on to finding myself inside the wardrobe once or twice after a heavy night....why I thought there was a toilet in there i dunno :?
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