Your salary a month ?

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How much do you earn\month ?

$500 - $1000
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20%
$1000 - $3000
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No votes
$3000 - $5000
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30%
$5000
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No votes
$10000
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50%
 
Total votes : 10

Your salary a month ?

Postby Nourbous » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:51 pm

The Grease Lightning Company is looking for new candidates for the Guarantee Sandy position.
We are the world's largest global transportajive cumpony, operating in
more than 18 mythical cyber universes and employing 2 people worldwide ! well its 1 really but i do have multiple personality issues and can at any one time have upto 4-5 people working in my head ..err ..for me .
Many Internet auctions and stores in the US do not ship my mother
overseas. As a result thousands of customers in Europe and Asia are not able to access and purchase my mothers fineass booty merchandise at so low prices.

Our service is in the s**t , and ever being hunted by various global legal teams . Today we have more then 80 warrants out for our arrest as bogus
merchandise managers on the make n take of the United States and Canada.


As a part-time non-existant employee, you'll have access to the following benefits:

- $0.00 dollars per ever
- In the knowledge that we fleshed you hard and fast
- Be in debt due to us taking you hard and fast
- 1x Free' im a complete retard' pack upon joining
- Comprehensive knowledge of how we robbed your bank account
- Weekly attempts of us trying to clear out other bank accounts you own
- Direct line to Buddha or a god of your choice
- Set work schedule like a hooker on a friday night

We hustle all over USA & Europe.
If you are interested in our offer and have completely no idea of what time of day it is or your own name or how obvious this is that we shall rip you dollars hard and fast ...then please send the following data to our ghost e-mail account , where upon we shall rip your details .. clear your account by lunchtime and be sat in mexico by tea time pissing ourselves at how fleshing stoopid you are...

- Your fleshing stoopid , give us your money
- Your mother is stoopid , give us her money
- Your money is stoopid, give us more money

Thanks ... we really have worked hard to f**k as many people as we can in one year so we hope that you will make all our hard work worthwhile.


" CheeZee me flesho " :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:54 pm

Can someone please unleash chippy?
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Postby soops » Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:57 pm

Er, i wouldnt trust this if i were you folks
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Postby paulS » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:16 pm

I spy a big can of Spam...
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Postby Clark » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:16 pm

This fellas done this a couple of times now, i second your call kitey!!!
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:17 pm

chippylong time no see
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:20 pm

*chanting* CHIPP, CHIPPY, CHIPPY, CHIPPY, CHIPPY
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Postby Dr Rev » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:21 pm

Bring on Chippy !!!!!!!!
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:25 pm

has he been feed lately
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Postby soops » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:26 pm

Er Chippy?!!?
But i think i should go along with the chanting...
Chippy, Chippy, Chippy!
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Postby paulS » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:29 pm

soops wrote:Er Chippy?!!?
But i think i should go along with the chanting...
Chippy, Chippy, Chippy!


I was thinking the same !!!

But why not.....CHIPPY CHIPPY CHIPPY !
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:35 pm

essex sucks wrote:has he been feed lately


I don't think so! Come on cheezee or declan where are you keeping him! Unleash the power of chippy!
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:40 pm

i bet they have lost the key too his cage
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Postby soops » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:12 pm

All my Chippy adrenaline has passed!!
I'm a little tired and disapointed now :cry:
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Postby Bad Beat Maker » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:18 pm

It's actually a funny read. He's not trying to spam/scam anyone. Take the time to read it. I had a good laugh.
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:26 pm

Bad Beat Maker wrote:It's actually a funny read. He's not trying to spam/scam anyone. Take the time to read it. I had a good laugh.


no man it was spam cheeze has changed it so it is funny now
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Postby paulS » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:27 pm

It's funny now!

Cheezee strikes again :lol:
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:30 pm

*chanting* Hooray for chippy, Hooray for chippy!
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:40 pm

...its tuff getting him back in his cage once hes got out :twisted: :lol:
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Postby soops » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:44 pm

lolol
i like it
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