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Postby Phil » Tue Apr 03, 2007 12:54 pm

justloafing wrote:
kitesurfer wrote:
pault wrote:Now do they have hobgoblin in paradise? :lol:


They will do i can vouch for that! :wink:

Oh and that lame break cheezee on occasion has been known to produce rides of 3/4 mile long.... :shock:

:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:


Sell those tickets..................3/4's of a mile long is a lot of work :lol:


and a long walk back, good wave to kick start our trip on me thinks
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Postby libby » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:03 pm

Have you heard about the crab larvae in Costa Rica which can swim up your *ahem* manhood and grow until you have to have them surgically removed?

Its true.
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Postby Phil » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:06 pm

thats in the amazon and its not crab larvae its some thing else, comon libs you can do better than that
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Postby kitesurfer » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:16 pm

Libby wrote:Have you heard about the crab larvae in Costa Rica which can swim up your *ahem* manhood and grow until you have to have them surgically removed?

Its true.


Its that green eyed monster again. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I tell you what libstar its all your while im gone, but it will be mine again on my retrun!!!!

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Postby libby » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:18 pm

Phil

Its true i'm afraid, just accept it. There is a sister taxa in the Amazon, but the costa rican species is much nastier. It especially effects people who drink large amounts of home brew and those whose name beggins with P.
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Postby jethrodog » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:20 pm

Hey Paul, have I mentioned yet that I saw pictures of your new completed board? Sweet. Too bad you haven't seen them yet. 8)
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Postby Clark » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:24 pm

really libby????!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby libby » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:43 pm

Yep 100% true. Trust me i'm a marine ecologist.

This is what the larve look like when they swim up the ummmm bloke

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nd this is one that the fisheries officer and doctor just removed from the manhood of an american surfer who had been back from Costa Rica a year or so.....ouch.

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Postby Clark » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:46 pm

what the crab at the bottom!!!!

them larvae look painfull......i cant sit still now lol
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Postby Clark » Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:47 pm

and er....whos libby evil sister???!!!!
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Postby libby » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:00 pm

Yeh, although i guess they should avoid sand breaks, the crab shown before was a rocky reef ecomorph. Ecomorphs from sandy bottoms (the larvae of which can also swim up a blokes blokehood and then mature there into adult form) look more like this:


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Only one man ever known to have had this particular ecomorph infest him. He's not so much of a man now.....
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Postby Clark » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:24 pm

hahah omg that is so bad ud be one unlucky dude to have that thing go up you it looks like a druggies pin cusion!
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Postby CheeZee » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:34 pm

LMFAO ... Kitey should consider himself extremely lucky if any kind of life form decides to crawl into his trunks and make home near his manhood :twisted: :wink: :mrgreen:
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Postby dougirwin13 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:49 pm

Libby...

1) I think you mean Candiru.
B) They are just as happy to visit girls ;)

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Postby CheeZee » Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:59 pm

They are just as happy to visit girls
... hehe .. :twisted: :P
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Postby surfdaisy06 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:23 pm

Jealous of that break :?
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Postby kitesurfer » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:08 pm

CheeZee wrote:LMFAO ... Kitey should consider himself extremely lucky if any kind of life form decides to crawl into his trunks and make home near his manhood :twisted: :wink: :mrgreen:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good cheezzeee master...
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Postby kitesurfer » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:10 pm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candir%C3%BA

Is decided glad these are in the amazon and not anywhere near my trunks!
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Postby kitesurfer » Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:19 am

Tum te tum, just in case you'd all forgotten!

LESS THAN 4 WEEKS TO GO!

:D :D
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Postby RUSS-D » Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:43 pm

That is the most amazing looking left I have ever seen. I want a slice of that pie!!!!!
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