what's the strangest present you've given anyone?

by **thaya** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:18 pm

Another one of my best mates is turning 30 :shock:

I want to get her something really wierd, but nice... it's gotta be memorable and have a fun factor. Any ideas? I was wondering if any of you had ever given wierd and wonderful presents???

by **.Jen.** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:31 am

I gave an ex a fake fanny from Holland. Mostly in the hope he'd get some extra practise in and actually do sommat useful :wink:

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:15 am

a slinky shaped like a marijuana leaf.

a huge clown doll

20 bags of gummybears.

by **Dr Rev** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:25 am

I Bought my mate a bucket of zoo sh!t :lol:

by **pault** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:45 am

I bought my mate a 5 foot inflatable penguin last christmas

by **libby** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:35 am

hmmm well i had bought Brent some antique books for christmas but as things ended before then i had to take them back. They were published in 1796, 4 volumes of a journal called The World. Never mind....

by **chris fixxy** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:45 am

I stole all my friends home videos (i gave them back), then interviewed his family and friends on the sly and cut together a documentary film about his life, I then set up a pub with a projector and did a this is your life style event with clips and people telling stories about him, culminating with his sister (that he didnt know was coming back from germany) suprising him.

It was a massive effort, but a 21st he'll never forget.

Other than that, the best gifts are kidnapping your mates and taking them on a day trip somewhere (I've done this twice, once to amsterdam - sorting out stealing a passport and booking their time off work is a xxxxx but fully worth it)

by **Dec** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:37 am

Well, last christmas I got given a lifetimes supply of condoms :roll:

Probably around 1000 in there :shock:

(should last a week)

by **thaya** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:38 am

pault wrote:I bought my mate a 5 foot inflatable penguin last christmas

that made me laugh so much my ribs hurt!

by **thaya** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:39 am

Libby wrote:hmmm well i had bought Brent some antique books for christmas but as things ended before then i had to take them back. They were published in 1796, 4 volumes of a journal called The World. Never mind....

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sorry libs, :cry:

that's such an amazing gift... it's given me an idea though, thanks!

by **drowningbitbybit** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:42 am

An unstealable lighter - A lighter... attached to a BIG chain... attached to a brick... which was painted silver... and had rude words on it along the lines of 'flesh off, this is MY lighter'.

(all my own work, too)

I give the most romantic presents, me....

by **Adrenaline Fueled** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:56 pm

I once gave my mum a chainsaw for her anniversary. Made a change from the usual flowers and chocs..

by **Phil** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:11 pm

i brought my GF some mangroves in india for christmas

by **thaya** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:03 pm

so now we find out what a bunch of weirdo's you really are

I've had such a laugh reading some of these. DBBBs lighter is certainly unique!!!

...and a chainsaw, Adrenaline.... hmmmm not sure what was going through your mind at the time!

I've got a few ideas now anyhow, thanks!

by **Real Pol** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:29 pm

My mate was back in Oz for his 30th, we had his flat keys, went round and created a naked calendar using all his prise possessions to cover all our bits, it was very professionally done.

The basket sold it on ebay to get us back, he made £3.62

:oops:

(I've still got a copy, I bring it out when I want a girl to leave my flat)

by Lisa* » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:08 pm

haha... some of these are quality... i boaugh my mate a back scratcher... i wanted to fill the gift bag up.
xx

by **surferdude_scarborough** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:00 pm

not strange to us but strange to someone else. people get sex wax off me for comedy presents if i cant be arsed to think of something. the look on peoples faces is always funny.

also took my friend shopping at the trafford centre for her birthday. gave her money and she was gone before i could say happy birthday.

by **sarge** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:46 pm

Bought my son a tarantula for xmas once. He was surprised to say the least. Hard to wrap and the shape gave it away!!

by **CheeZee** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:53 am

lmao Sarge .. nice one man :mrgreen:

by **sinistapenguin** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

I made my girlfriend (now wife) a 'cuddly toy' replica of her GSXR-600 complete with clocks and everything. I was well proud, made from material, with no pattern to work from. I even embroidered 'Shaz 900' on the sides of the fairing! (her name's sharon!) It was about 2 ft long and 1 ft high!

For my best friend, I found some photos of him surfing 1 ft mush at Saunton and photoshopped him into some quality hawaiian juice, then mocked up a 'surfer magazine cover' for him and framed it! Wicked!

what's the strangest present you've given anyone?

what's the strangest present you've given anyone?

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