Hardcore Man Porn - How could a girl get so lucky?

[SoCal WaterSpout]

Got a little gift in the mail yesterday. It was unmarked, wrapped in a brown paper envelope, addressed to the women who lived in the apartment before we moved in. Curiousity got the better of me, and I could not contain my joy when I opened the little package. I discovered we were the proud recipients of a gay man porn DVD titled "Encounters - On the job." This prize also came with 10 5" by 7" glossies of the featured actors - hard bodied man studs in all their full "glory".

So I did what any loving wife would do - I left this for Steve to find on the kitchen counter, along with attaching several of the glossies to the refridgerator. It was lovely. When my husband came home, he was absolutely thrilled! After all, what man doesn't want to see a raging cock attached to his refridgerator every time he goes for a cold beer?

Yeah, he's pretty lucky to have me.

[el_timmo]

are you sure your husband didn't order it, but in order not to arouse suspicion, put the name of the previous tenants?


PS you are evil

[libby]

HA HA HA classic. Living in a student house means we get alot of porn addressed to previous owners. We used to have competitions to hide it and see who could do the best job of embarassing a fellow housemates parents when they came down. We had gay pron rolled up in the blind so that when one of my housemates let the blind down she got covered in naked men.

Great stuff. And i think it is only fair that you put the guys on the fridge. If your hubby is feeling a little jealous how about you take some photos of him neked and stick them on to the fridge next to the porn stars. I'm SURE he would appreciate that

[kitesurfer]

[drowningbitbybit]

I got an envelope for the guy that lived in my place before me. Knowing that he'd moved to Canada, I thought I'd open it and see if it was important before throwing it away/making the effort to pass it on.

And it was...

'Rubber : An Alternative Lifestyle'

Funniest thing I'd read in years.

Now before people come on and go 'ooh, love a bit of PVC', this wasnt just a bit of fetish kink, this was just plain weird. The inflatable gimp suit that made the wearer look like a bondage space hopper was a particular favourite.

[sal]

Brilliant!

[Driftingalong]

I'm SURE he would appreciate that

Who knows, maybe the porn stars would get jealous...


A friend of mine is a lesbian, and for a long time her parents didn't approve for a long time (long story; lots of problems). Finally they started coming around to the idea...sort of. A couple of years ago she was moving out of her apartment to move in with her lady friend [whom she has since unionied (married)]. Well another buddy was helping her move. He and her dad were moving her dresser when out slide a video..."On Our Backs"...

[isaluteyou]

I used to work for sky digital a few years back in the uk and everytime i went to test i had tuned the vcr right id put in a random vhs. Anyway i popped in a blank vhs and some asian porn popped up on the screen. His wife and her friend were in the room at the time. I acted completely normally as if nothing had hapened but i could hardly contain myself from throwing a laughing fit. I remember their faces though They couldnt wait to get me out the house

[robboxedit]

awe geez SoCal....that just ain't right to do to a guy....its FUNNY as hell, but it aint right

[essex sucks]

haha great