
Its Ozzy beach party on campus tomorrow night and the only thing i can think of wearing are boardies (figure a 5/4 might get a little sweaty), they are quite short and i am quite pale. Sooooo i booked myself in.
I cant believe how expensive it is (i cant bring myself to type it) but it should be hilarious if nothing else! Except that it involves standing nearly naked in front of a complete stranger, being exfoliated and then fake tanned. This isnt even a spray tan so i can only imagine where shes gnna have to put her hands

Not normally this vain......