snowboarding is more fun than surfing, i am switching teams

[Phil]

what did the romans ever do for us ?

[Sar]

Quoting monty python is a very tedious thing which all english do and hawaiisucks is absolutely right in saying that the english (and welsh... and trinidadians in this case) are very boring and have no sense of humour whatsoever, and to back up his well-constructed and thoughtful argument, I would just like to mention that no-one ever did expect the spanish inquisition.

BTW - life of brian - definately!

[sal]

Perhaps we should build a giant wooden badger?

[tomcat360]

im sure ive complained about that on here before, tomcat. i went to public school. when i was a kid the samoan and micronesians or sole's and micros were my biggest problem. they were usually FOBs themselves. (fresh off the boat)

"EH HAOLE" means run as fast as you can.

so....out of clarification, you do think there are racist people in Hawaii?

I just see lots of people that think that racism is strictly white people vs everyone else, while it is so far from the truth. Seems the judicial system thinks that too...

[bluesnowcone]

hey evryone ignor that 1 for surfing suxs, i pressed the wrong one, my vote is for surfing rocks

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

ok holy grail was pretty funny.

wood- completely opposite of me. id love that cold front, and cringe at the 80 deg.

tom- there is a lot here, i would think on the mainland as well. there are parts of every city you shouldnt walk through.i took the greyhound bus from denver to CO Springs and was so uncomfortable. bus full of people and maybe 4 were white, 1 was blonde and yound and skinny (vunerable looking) -that was me.

here i get looks sometimes espetually from old filipino and asian women. my first experience whas when i was 7 years old, this kid told me he was hawaiian so me being a haole better not piss him off. i still sometimes hear less educated sounding people describe people and use the word haole with a negative tone, which to me is like the word nigger and i want to slap them in the face. theres a good chance in a bus full of people id be the ONLY full on whitey. but for some reason im still relatively comfortable. people dont look as tough here.

interesting subject.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

if you see someone looking at you you look down at your feet, yes? same everywhere?

otherwise i would get: what haole? da fak you geefing me stink eye fo??

[Driftingalong]

if you see someone looking at you you look down at your feet, yes? same everywhere?

otherwise i would get: what haole? da fak you geefing me stink eye fo??

I wouldn't say everywhere, but there are deffinately places you need to be aware of what you're doing for sure.

[el_timmo]

racism happens everywhere. and Hawaii is not the only place where whites feel the effect of it. If anybody threatens you, why stare at the ground? We're all citizens of the world.... you have every right to give im stink eye... and if he wants to fight, you have every right to protect yourself. No race is any better than another, so nobody should be made to feel that way!

[FishKid Wales]

. No race is any better than another, !

Except the welsh!

[el_timmo]

yeah sorry, except for the welsh, who we all know are second class citizens

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

yeah sorry, except for the welsh, who we all know are second class citizens

haha excellent job.

i wont look at them becaause i cant fight them. i am 6'1 and 150 lbs and they are usually 5'10 and 200 lbs.

even if i knew karate, i still must obey the laws of physics. i cant fight someone when i cant even hit them effectively because theyre so fat.

best bet is to run away.

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

and i learned pretty quick in the 7th grade that they like to stick together. so me against 5 guys each of them twice my weight... bleh

[tomcat360]

even if i knew karate, i still must obey the laws of physics. i cant fight someone when i cant even hit them effectively because theyre so fat.

lol

sorry man. that sucks. I guess they aren't deathly afraid of lawsuits like the rest of freakin america?

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

they dont have any money

[el_timmo]

welll I'm not about to give a lesson in how to take down fat people on the internet, but it's possible. Anybody (except Rambo, The Terminator, Rocky and Bullwinkle) can be incapacitated. Stand up for yourself, ha'ole! don't let no poppolo tell you what you can and can't do.

disclaimer: el_timmo's management cannot be held responsible for flattening, crushing or squeezing to death of anybody, white or otherwise.

[tomcat360]

join the Chuck Norris Academy for Gnarly Roundhouse Kicks! (CNAGRK)

Eh, that sucks. Around here there isn't that kinda stuff.

What brought you to hawaii

[jethrodog]

join the Chuck Norris Academy for Gnarly Roundhouse Kicks! (CNAGRK)

Ooh, Ooh! Sign me up for that.
Except, I'm so inflexible my roundhouse kick MIGHT get someone in the knee. If I was on that day.

[Stone Fox]

And now for something completely different.



The larch.

[Stone Fox]

you brits are the ones with the bad humor, not me.

monty python is boring as hell. the skits drag on like theyre telling the joke to someone whos an idiot. "yeah, i got the joke, it just wasnt funny. you didnt have to repeat it in 100 different ways."

Anyone else thinks this translates to:

"I don't actually get it at all, I just THINK that I do, because I over-estimate my own intelligence"


....?