Whats the funniest thing you've seen when surfing?

[Milo]

I saw this fat, extremely white and sunburnt red-headed guy (obviously english) at bondi a few days ago.
He got rescued and towed in by the life-guard on a jet-ski. Jet-ski dropped him off in the shallows and as the wave sucked out the dude was standing there naked (his boardies fell off during the tow) in front of literally thousands of people.
I reckon he was drunk because it took him a good few minutes to get his pants back on and meanwhile the Bondi Surf Rescue television show cameras were on him the whole time.
Anyway, he got a good cheer from the onlookers and provided some awesome entertainment for me, my bro and mate.

Very funny

[gdude335]

myself
my friend who i converted to surfing saw a seal pop up right infront of him (common here) and got scared and thought it was a shark, the seal followed him around!

[northswell]

The seal things real funny, at Cayton one day this little bugger followed me and a friend around for about an hour, he'd bob down and re-surface in a different place but never more thn 15ft away, it got a little bit freaky after a while.

[sal]

When I had lessons in Newquay there was a bunch of 16 yr old lads in the group, there was huge grey seal swimming amongst us and a couple of them starting yelling "shark" and pulling their feet up on their boards! Was good for a chuckle!

[RJD]

The funniest thing ever was a bloke at Cayton Bay car park, wetsuit on wrong way round , i very nearly wet myself laughing.

I took a mate out for his first surf a few months ago, hierd him some kit etc.

Was just sorting the boards out , turned round..

hey Bro, kneepads should go on the front...

He had a blast though.