LONELY HEARTS THREAD

[el_timmo]

I am bored (and single hahaha) so I have decided to start a lonely hearts thread... all you have to do is post how desperate you are for love/some hot loving and see who contacts you.... you never know boys and girls, you future wife/husband could be lurking here!

of course your future stalker could be lurking here as well, but come on, admit it, you could do with some excitement in your life if you've managed to read this far!

so here goes:

honest man with foot long ....python.... seeks hard working, blonde bombshell 6' tall with 36DD who can cook chinese and indian food aged 20-30 with plenty of cleaning experience. Must be subservient and must wash at least once a week. Must bring own bed and shoes.

I'm not very picky, so anyone who's like that will do

[libby]

Tim failed to mention his bum glows green, he reckons it was the lighting but i suspect some kind of fungus......

Webcams are dangerous in the hands of the wrong people

[Mitur Bin'esderty]

mailorderbrides.com/

[northswell]

mailorderbrides.com/

man you beat me to that, as soon as i saw this thread thats what needed posting.

[isaluteyou]

wel timmo you did not specify whether you were looking for a female.

so i suppose a male with 36dd man boobs who can cook would do (thats a scary image)

[CheeZee]

Isalute' ... " bro you are so talking about my father its scary lmfao

[Lisa*]

wel timmo you did not specify whether you were looking for a female.

so i suppose a male with 36dd man boobs who can cook would do (thats a scary image)

haha moobs
[sorry i'm immature]
xx

[pat42]

I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........


Russian birds dont smile much do they?

[Dr Rev]

Nothing to smile about !

[Mitur Bin'esderty]

"The Russian women make you feel right at home. Contact them - you'll be happy you did." DO IT!!

[sal]

I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........

well, i suppose it's better than spending money on them!!!!!

[Stone Fox]

I walked in here with the intention of taking the piss.

I'm speechless.

[Milo]

I am bored (and single hahaha) so I have decided to start a lonely hearts thread... all you have to do is post how desperate you are for love/some hot loving and see who contacts you.... you never know boys and girls, you future wife/husband could be lurking here!

of course your future stalker could be lurking here as well, but come on, admit it, you could do with some excitement in your life if you've managed to read this far!

so here goes:

honest man with foot long ....python.... seeks hard working, blonde bombshell 6' tall with 36DD who can cook chinese and indian food aged 20-30 with plenty of cleaning experience. Must be subservient and must wash at least once a week. Must bring own bed and shoes.

I'm not very picky, so anyone who's like that will do

You`ve met the wife then Tim.

[drowningbitbybit]

You`ve met the wife then Tim.

'Met' in the biblical sense?

[pat42]

I just spent half an hour on mailorderbrides..........

well, i suppose it's better than spending money on them!!!!!

Well , I've ordered four of them.........they should be arriving next week.......cant wait!

[surfin_daddy]

Just looked at mailorderbrides.com ROFL

i wonder if you get a money back garuntee?? then if she burnt your dinner send her back get yer money or replacment.

If only life was that easy................



and no i'm not realy a sexist facist pig.

[^*^BATMAN^*^]

Dont forget that she must have plow experiance, and bring own donkey. Have no family history of retardation. And if she cheat on you, you will crush her.

*Borat reference*