So this year whilst you are all having fun ... spare a thought for that poor tree in the corner of your home ... " go on .. go and look at what you all did .. shame on you all .
It was once free to frolic with other trees ( in a stationary manner).. untill you .. Yes " YOU " tree-knapped it and forced your wicked bauble-hanging ways upon it.
" You all make me sick ... im going home .. i dont want to talk about this anymore ... " Yuo.. you ..you Treedaphiles
LIES!!!...ALL LIES!!!....The tree's up and feeling sorry for it's self, dressed up like a lemon...but as soon as my back is turned, it's up the fairies skirt!!!
so let's have less of this arboricultural pitying...and more concern for the poor fairys and angels that are the real victims in this!!