my "diet coke" man!

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my "diet coke" man!

Postby thaya » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:32 am

I just have to tell all you girlies what happened to me yesterday...

I was sent on a course yesterday in London for work. When I got there it was full of middle aged women who didn't really want to chat and looked like they didn't want to be there. I sat down and thought how dull the day was going to be.

Ten mins or so into it, the door opened and the most good looking man EVER walked in, wearing biking leathers and holding a helmet. Pens dropped, jaws dropped, little gasps were heard. Naturally I thought he must be in the wrong place, but no.

What's more, he strutted in (in slow motion in my mind :D ) and stood right next to me, where he started STRIPPING off his clothes!!!!! I could hear the diet coke advert playing in my head and could barely contain my excitement!!!!! SWOON. When he took his leather jeacket off, his t-shirt accidentally came off too, to reveal a GORGEOUS bod (nice six pack etc) and muscley arms. I swear I nearly fainted :shock: . He then sat down right next to MEEEEEEEEEEEE! Woohoo!!!!

What's more, the whole day involved working on tasks in PAIRS - so we worked together all day. He spent the whole of our break talking to me, and then all through lunch too. When I think about it, neither of us bothered talking to anyone else!

He wasn't just drop dead gorgeous - he was a genuinely nice bloke too - and intelligent (with a degree in philosophy) We had loads in common. It was all too good to be true. I still can't believe it.

Naturally, he left with my phone number and email address. I felt like drawing him a map to my house too, but that might have been a little too extreme :D :D :D

I can't stop thinking about him. I must admit, I did wonder whether the painkillers had gone to my head and made me hallucinate. Things like that just don't happen (except in dreams). I can't get any work done now.
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Postby sal » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:34 am

WOW - why doesn't anything like that happen to me? Good for you Thaya....hope he calls! :wink: :D
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Postby Dr Rev » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:24 am

Im a Biker ! :wink:
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:42 am

S Boy wrote:Im a Biker ! :wink:


Me too, and we both know that the insides of leathers can be just as unpleasant as the insides of a wetsuit :wink:
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Postby CheeZee » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:51 am

Im a biker but ride naked to ensure freshness :shock: :P ..in fact im not a biker im just a high speed nuisance :twisted:
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Postby ^*^BATMAN^*^ » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:08 pm

I'm biker.....but I wear spandex....... :shock:
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Postby Dr Rev » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:12 pm

CheeZee wrote:Im a biker but ride naked to ensure freshness :shock: :P ..in fact im not a biker im just a high speed nuisance :twisted:



Do your nuts sit pillion ??? :wink: :D :D
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Postby sal » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:30 pm

S Boy wrote:
CheeZee wrote:Im a biker but ride naked to ensure freshness :shock: :P ..in fact im not a biker im just a high speed nuisance :twisted:



Do your nuts sit pillion ??? :wink: :D :D


I should think in the winter they sit way inside somewhere! :lol:
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Postby Dr Rev » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:34 pm

Been there , froze them ! :shock:
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Postby sal » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:35 pm

There is something about a man in leather tho...... :dribble: mmmmmm! :lol:
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Postby CheeZee » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:53 pm

lmao .. " my nuts ride side-saddle :shock: :lol:

There is something about a man in leather tho...... :dribble:
.. I AM NOT WEARING THE GIMP SUIT ..im sure someone else will volunteer though !

Sorry im no good to ya Sal .. i don my motox kit not leather .. theres just something not quite right about a dude wearing leather .. generally i think its because most of the guyz i see wearing leather always seem to be overweight and look like a chubby version of the Village People :twisted:

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Postby Dr Rev » Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:57 pm

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Who ya calling tubby Cheezee ? :wink: :D
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Postby CheeZee » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:08 pm

my god how can you even post that piccy bro.. theres at least an ounce of overweight on yer left knee ..shame on you :wink: :lol:

Not all bikers are chubby village people .. but the ones who tend to strutt there stuff at a service station etc normally are ! You know the ones .. " my wife wouldnt let me have a bike untill all the kids had grown up and left home .. now im 59 i'd like to pretend im Marling Brandy and i am free free .. well as long as im home by dark otherwise the wife worries... free free !! :lol:

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Postby Dr Rev » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:11 pm

So so so true mate, saw a old guy once wearing Rossi replica leathers !
Rode a Tiny 250cc aswell ! MUPPETT ! :lol:
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Postby PapaW » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:52 am

Hey I know that guy!!!!



Hey Ladies! :D
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Postby sal » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:32 am

OK, so maybe not all men! :shock:
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Postby pault » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:37 am

Now that reminds me of someone

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Postby drowningbitbybit » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:01 am

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Me!! (in a weird arty black and white over-contrasted kind of way) :lol:
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Postby libby » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:16 am

Ummmm S Boy and Drowning........marry me. Please.
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Postby Dr Rev » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:33 am

Still drinking libby ??? :wink:
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