Why surfboards are better than...

[Otter]

...the opposite sex.



Surfboards curves never sag.

Surfboards last longer.

Surfboards don't get pregnant.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

Surfboards don't have in-laws.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have ridden.

Surfboards don't care about how many other surfboards you have.

Boats don't mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again.

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won't get sore.

Surfboards don't care if you are late.

You don't have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

You can't get diseases from a surfboard you don't know very well.

[el_timmo]

people don't look at you funny when you rent a surfboard

[libby]

I wasnt aware that most women had a problem with not lasting long enough

[sal]

I wasnt aware that most women had a problem with not lasting long enough

yeah...at least a surfboard is always hard!!!

[IdRatherBeSurfing]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sal

Class act

Surfboards stay hard no matter how long or how many times you ride them

[Dr Rev]

[scuba steve]

people don't look at you funny when you rent a surfboard

funny, i think thats the best one.

[libby]

Nice one Sal!

[tomcat360]

Surfboards only make you wear the rubber half of the year...

[essex sucks]

[justloafing]

Surfboards only make you wear the rubber half of the year...

The other half your unprotected

[sal]

No one’s ever been jilted by a surfboard.
After telling your surfboard all your worries you can simply ride it.
You can share surfboards with your best friend.
A surfboard doesn’t bore you by constantly talking about football.
Your mother will never disapprove of your choice of surfboard.

[essex sucks]

my mum does not like my surfboard

[Driftingalong]

You won't get in trouble if you...
strap them to the roof of your car.
sit on them and hold them under water for long periods of time.
break them from riding them too hard.
tie a leash to them.
give them a nose guard.
hose them down.

[Jimi]

It's OK to swap surfboards with your mates for a day.

[thaya]

at least you can CHOOSE the size of your surfboard- what you see is what you get.

[mostyn]

I can sell my board on ebay
and i can keep it in the the shed for months.

[PapaW]

Yuo can wax your surf board and it doesn't come up all blotchy.

[el_timmo]

Perfect surfbpards do exist

When you get tired of looking at your surfboard, you can put in in its bag

[Johnny B]

You can hit your surfboard, shove it in the boot of the car, then dump it in the ocean.

Last time I did that with the opposite sex...well...erm...nevermind.