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Postby Stone Fox » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:55 pm

So they grow Kumquats in Newquat? :D

So what was the "assaulted" bit about?
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Postby Phil » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:58 pm

drowningbitbybit wrote:
IdRatherBeSurfing wrote:yo DBBB that looks like they parked at "The Spot We Found" when we were there :wink:

We were there first suckers!!! :P :P


But we were near perranporth! But it does look like it!
Our "secret" spot is safe! :wink:



no its not im afraid our secret spot is no longer secret
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:05 pm

Phil wrote:no its not im afraid our secret spot is no longer secret


Was never really that secret was it? :lol:
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Postby Phil » Thu Nov 09, 2006 2:10 pm

lol nah it was more a quite spot than secret
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Postby sal » Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:03 pm

hey girls, I totally agree.......he's HOT! :thumbs:

Timmo....so's your mate!!! :D
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Thu Nov 09, 2006 5:46 pm

you know who reminds me of? prince charming off shrek :lol:

its the hair...
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Postby el_timmo » Thu Nov 09, 2006 6:52 pm

I'll tell him you think he's hot Sal

what I find extremely disappointing is that NOBODY mentioned how hot I look! I'm going to have to overlook that, but the next time II post a pic of me, I expect a lot of comments (from the females please) about how good I look, good lunchbox, etc!

hehehehhe
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Postby el_timmo » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:09 pm

Image

so there you have it..... me and Alan Stokes could be brothers... any ladies having mini orgasms in pants, etc can apply though the usual channels to meet me. for those of you who don't know, the usual channels are as folllows:

join dating4freaks.com and add me to your dating list. my name is needlovetomakemefeeladequate69. I will add you to my dating list immediately and after a couple hours talking, we'll get hitched in a wedding chapel in las vegas after which we will live in a caravan somewhere off the M25 (eastbound)
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Postby GowerCharger » Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:09 pm

S Boy wrote:He needs a hair cut !!!! :wink:

Dec wrote:He stole my hair doo!


yeah, floppy blond hair, thats sooo typical of a surfer, flippin surfer steroetypes :roll:

oh, hang on, thats my hairdo as well. :? 8)
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Postby libby » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:19 am

Timmo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant believe you've posted that picture!! Was soooooooo funny when you msned me it :lol:

Yes Timmo, your lovely too, very impressive package etc etc *stroking ego*

But my god! Alan Stokes...............Elizabeth Jane Stokes.......sounds good eh?!
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Postby pault » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:38 am

Awesome pic Timmo

With pin-ups like that we should do a Surfing Waves Calander for next year surfer Dudes and Dudettes....
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Postby el_timmo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:03 am

hahahaha you know what, I know you were joking, but we could actually do one of those! as a joke mind you... I know full well I'm the only one on this forum worthy of being a pinup!
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Postby el_timmo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:06 am

Stone Fox wrote:So they grow Kumquats in Newquat? :D

So what was the "assaulted" bit about?


sorry mate just read your post..... it's a long story, but basically this drunk chick headbutted me! I was soooooooo not impressed!

oh and before that I met a chick who was trying to convince me that she was an airhostess, motorcross champion, opera singer, and that her dad was one of the richest people in Britain in the 80's! If it weren't for iomarti, I would just think women in Newquay are crazy!
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:38 am

I cant believe you posted that pic either :shock:
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Postby pault » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:41 am

Yeah if we do a calander I vote myself to be Kook of the month :lol:
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Postby libby » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:43 am

Jo...thats the one we were talking about the other day...... :lol:
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Postby Dec » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:11 am

Libby wrote:Yes Timmo, your lovely too, very impressive package


Not even going to say anything to that


Libby wrote:*stroking ego*



:lol: Lets hope thats not his impressive your stroking!

(I was going to say something else..but it was just too wrong on the wrongness scale!)
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Postby el_timmo » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:26 am

still very wrong dec!
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Postby drowningbitbybit » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:12 am

el_timmo wrote:I know full well I'm the only one on this forum worthy of being a pinup!


el_timmo wrote: basically this drunk chick headbutted me!


Punch up, not pin up :lol:
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Postby Dec » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:59 pm

:lol: :lol: Tim! AKA "needlovetomakemefeeladequate69"

Great post! We should have a record thread for quality posts!
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