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Happy Birthday El Timmo!

Postby libby » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:18 am

Just found out its Timmo's bday everybody! This must be his favourite day of the year as he can legitimatley where his 'birthday suit'!

Happy birthday Tim :D
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Postby Dec » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:57 am

lmao..Naked surf sesh!!!

Happy birthday man!
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:16 am

Big round of applause to timmy for making it to 43!
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:41 am

happy bday man have a good one and all that
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Postby Dr Rev » Mon Oct 30, 2006 9:16 am

Happy Birhday mate !!!! :D :D
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Postby Phil » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:17 am

happy bday mate
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Postby el_timmo » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:50 am

thank you all for the bday wishes! Here is a list of presents I expect.

1. New pink retro fish
2. See thru wetsuit
3. Siberian Tiger named Phil
4. a sausage roll
5. a birthday cake with a naked surfer on it(but can it be a naked female surfer?)
6. In fact I want one of those massive cakes with a naked female surfer INSIDE who pops out to dance
hahaha
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Postby Dec » Mon Oct 30, 2006 11:37 am

el_timmo wrote:3. Siberian Tiger named Phil
4. a sausage roll


Lmfao...why a Tiger named Phil..and a sausage roll :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby kitesurfer » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:01 pm

Dec wrote:
el_timmo wrote:3. Siberian Tiger named Phil
4. a sausage roll


Lmfao...why a Tiger named Phil..and a sausage roll :lol: :lol: :lol:


:roll:
God don't ask him questions like that dec, the answer will make even less sense i expect!!!
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Postby sal » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:13 pm

Dec wrote:
el_timmo wrote:3. Siberian Tiger named Phil
4. a sausage roll


Lmfao...why a Tiger named Phil..and a sausage roll :lol: :lol: :lol:


maybe on el timmo's planet the 17th Law of St Oddus-Ballus states "Thou shalt not ask for a Tiger named Phil, without also asking for a sausage roll."

or maybe timmo had a birthday burn whilst posting!

whichever, happy surfday timmo!
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Postby thaya » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:17 pm

happy birthday! x
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:37 pm

happy birthday bro :D
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Postby Dec » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:45 pm

sal wrote:birthday burn


Most likely...or is this just el_'?
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Postby pat42 » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:58 pm

Feliz cumpleanos, muchahcho!!
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Postby el_timmo » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:20 pm

muchas gracias a todo el mundo

The reason I asked for a Siberian Tiger and a sausage roll is that they are two things that were on my mind since the Siberian Tiger and sausage roll incidents on October 30th 1981 happened on the same day as my birthday.

Phil the Siberian Tiger was a part of the International Mountain Rescue Team (IMRT) on duty on the night of October 30th 1981. A distress call was received at his station on Mt Hololologrenk in Upper Distended Florida (a Siberian mountain town). Apparently the distress call received was to rescue a 12 year old Mountain Lion named Gary. Now Siberian Tigers and mountain lions are notoriously the worst enemies, and Phil was torn between his duty to the international community, and his duty to the International Brotherhood of Siberian Tigers (a secret organisation a bit like the Freemasons, except the IBST actually does have their members in prominent places in governments all around the world, except Fiji)

Anyway, Phil decided to go with the international community since he was still pissed off at having to suffer the humiliation of being painted like a Bengal Tiger for reaching late at one of the secret meetings, which wasn't his fault because the meetings are so secret, nobody knows where the meeting is until they actually get there (it's a long story, and plus, I've been sworn to secrecy) So Phil set out on his snowmobile to find this Mountain Lion called Gary, and called his bro, Tim for backup. When they arrived at the scene of the incident (they managed to track Gary down because, although Siberian tigers do not have such a keen sense of smell, Mountain Lions just plain stink, so even a butterfly could have tracked down that dirty horrible animal) they saw Gary hanging off a cliff wby his claws, and slowly slipping down. Phil immediately leapt to his rescue, but overleapt and managed to fall even further than Gary.

Tim decided to do the sensible thing, and instead of leaping to the rescue, calmly got his climbing harness out, smoked a spliff (he was afraid of heights) and saved Gary. He then turned his snowmobile into a helicopter, flew down to Phil and rescued him, and then took them both back to the rescue lodge.

Phil and Tim were awarded for felineitarian work, and given the OFC (Order of the Flying Crab)

Since then, Tim has been my hero, and as my namesake, I have always respected him. So, I have always wanted a Siberian Tiger, but not one named Tim because I could never have my namesake in captivity, so I decided I wanted Phil instead.

As for the sausage roll incident, it doesn't exist. I would have just triedt o make up a silly story, but it would have been so unbelievable that nobody would have believed me, and you would have all thought I was crazy. I was just feeling for a sausage roll this morning, that's all.
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Postby sal » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:25 pm

thanks for clearing that mystery up, dude!
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Postby essex sucks » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:37 pm

good story mate
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Postby PapaW » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:31 pm

Congrats, another year down the line... 8)
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Postby Laguna » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:39 pm

Happy Birthday buddy
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Postby surferdude_scarborough » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:49 pm

happy birthday man!!!!
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