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Postby iomarti » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:18 pm

please, I'm bored....writing an application form.

With so many people browsing the forum we should be able to come up with something....

what is the most interesting thing you know?
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Postby pault » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:00 pm

Well not that interesting but when I eat Bananas I go deaf
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Postby iomarti » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:05 pm

oh, that's very strange. Slightly concerning...

My strange thing is that I can only whistle when I have a fork in my hand.
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Postby bluesnowcone » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:13 pm

some people drive to the very east point of britian to see the sun rise, then they drive to the very west point of britian ( somewere in wales) to se the sun set, a lot of people do it, they try and race the sun across england.

also

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Postby GowerCharger » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:20 pm

soylent green is people.
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Postby libby » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:54 am

Barnacles have the best body size to penis length ratio in the whole of the animal kingdom.
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Postby isaluteyou » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:36 am

Heres some totally uselless but amusing info

a pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes. :shock: :lol:

Theres an actual sport where they hold farting championships (mainly in japan - who else but the japanses could conceive of such an idea)

in india these a sect of people who swallow their toungues to get some sort of high.

a certain tribe of pigmes sharpen their teeth OUCH OUCH ARGHHHHHH.

The egyption godess nephthys slept with her brother then ate him - Charming.

The funniest true to life death that ever occured follows like this. There was a furious forest fire (cant remember where) when they extinguished the fire they found a dead scuba diver. :twisted: (sorry i find that twistedly hillariousy) The cause of death was from being dropped from a great height - probably when the plane swooped down to scoop up water picked him up in the process then dropped him on the fire. (I wonder what his lasts thoughts were - WTF)

Japanese eat bird vomit (birds nest soup) and tribes in siberia eat cold seal terds. mmmmm whos up for seconds.

An american test piolet wondered what would happen if he constructed jet afterburner to his mini cooper. - He speed along actually took off and then crashed and died - the speedometor they retreived calculate he reached speeds of 500mph.

I could go on but im tired :lol:
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Postby PapaW » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:35 pm

It's illegal to eat mince pies on xmas day.
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Postby teighto » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:42 pm

I just had a Roast Dinner :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby thawkwood » Sun Aug 27, 2006 5:14 pm

The former Soviet Spetsnaz anti-nuclear teams, soldiers specially trained to penetrate NATO nuclear facilities worldwide, were composed almost entirely of Olympic grade sportsmen (marksmen, motorcross, swimmers, triatheletes, decathaletes, etc...)
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Postby Phil » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:40 pm

some times in the kingdom of the blind, the cockeyed man is king but only during the day
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Postby IdRatherBeSurfing » Sun Aug 27, 2006 7:55 pm

i'm not actually the raving pisshead i've got the rep for!
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Postby Phil » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:04 pm

IdRatherBeSurfing wrote:i'm not actually the raving pisshead i've got the rep for!


lies

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Postby LikeAGromit » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:21 am

There are only six visably distinct colours in the spectrum. Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue and Violet. A distinction was made between indigo and violet as 7 was a holy and lucky number at the time.

The first colour you lose the ability to see when you die is blue.

The energy in takes a single sperm to swim to a fallopian tube is about the same as you swimming the atlantic three times... if the water were treacle.

The most southernly internet cafe in the world is in Bluff NZ. It's quite cold here.

If all the empty space was removed from inside the nucleus of an atom and then from between the electrons, and then the gaps between all the atoms in the universe was also taken away you'd have enough solid matter to make a golf ball. A very very heavy golf ball.

Outside the main gates of RAF Cramwell is a grave marked "Nigger". Nigger was the dog of Wing Commander Guy Gibson (Dmmbusters). The BBC now alters the film when it is screened so the dog's name is avioded. - We criticise Nazi germany for altering history to fit a modern worldview.

In New Zealand there are 14 sheep for every person. I'm off to claim mine later :D
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Postby FishKid Wales » Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:01 am

14 to 1 you say, i need tp get to New Zealand :lol:
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Postby gdude335 » Tue Aug 29, 2006 5:04 am

if you put all the rainbow colors equally on a disc and spin it fast, it will become white to the vision!
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Postby saffasurfer7 » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:44 pm

Berwick-upon-Tweed is technically still at war with Russia because when the peace treaty was signed they omitted Berwick because it was never decided whether the town was classed as being in England or in Scotland so they just left it out altogether.
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Postby FishKid Wales » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:46 pm

A wolf cannot look up in the air
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Postby Dr Rev » Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 pm

Though good swimmers, fur seals get sea sick when carried aboard ships! :shock:
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Postby PapaW » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:05 pm

WishKid Wales wrote:A wolf cannot look up in the air


isn't that all dogs can't look up ?
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