for man who search woman

[lutika006]

You search woman? I'm single woman and i search man my mail: ludochekmy()gmail.com
I'm blond, 32y.old. If you search woman for pen pal and more write to me
and i can send to you my new pics and tell more about myself.
I use () instead @ for my email. I post this message from this forum because
i don't have credit card and can't use dating site. If you want find a friend please
write to me i am very lonely girl.
I wait your message to my email: ludochekmy()gmail.com Ludmila

[Laguna]

Didn't know the english was so poor in America

[kitesurfer]

Ahh she's so lonely!

[Bwgan]

Out of all the forums in the world why the hell this one?

Shall we have a whip round and see if we can buy her a visa?

[Phil]

so whos gonna email her for a wind up and post the replys here

[Dr Rev]

so whos gonna email her for a wind up and post the replys here

Where's Cheezey, He might ??

[Bwgan]

Guys guys guys, just set up a blag email address now so I'll post what I send to her now and then any reply I'll post!

[Bwgan]

This was a bit stupid as if she/he comes back on here she/he will see it a big wind up, but nevermind!

Hi there,

I recently saw that you had put out an advert for a pen pal on a surfing forum that I frequent on a regular basis, and I too am looking for that certain someone to write to and tell intimate things to.

My name is Leroy Shlong and I live in New York on long Island. I'm 37 and am divorced with nine children and all of them have a different mother. I like to put it about if you get my drift!?! I am half Spanish a quater French an eighth Mozambiquian and the rest is made up of several clans from the highlands in Scotland. I have ginger hair, blue eyes and a nice golden skin. I'm 5'4" and around 180lbs. In my spare time when I'm not knockin boots I enjoy semi professional wrestling; my alias is King Eel for obvious reasons. When I'm not grappling with lycra clad men I enjoy making cakes, I make a mean struddle. I also like to help the community and scrape chewing gum from the sldewalk in Long Island

I own my own buisness in Manhattan which is very successful. We replace the flugelbinder on shoe laces and with the profits we make I have just built a nice apartment in Britain which I rent out the the DSS. Who knows if we become 'good' friends we could holiday there some time and try for number ten!

Take care, hope to hear from you soon
Leroy
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[.Jen.]

Haha thats too fleshin' funny.

Have you sent it yet or do you still need an address?? I've got an old hotmail addy which I dont use anymore, part of the username is monkeyhumper, could be spot on

[Bwgan]

No its gone!

[Phil]

This was a bit stupid as if she/he comes back on here she/he will see it a big wind up, but nevermind!

Hi there,

I recently saw that you had put out an advert for a pen pal on a surfing forum that I frequent on a regular basis, and I too am looking for that certain someone to write to and tell intimate things to.

My name is Leroy Shlong and I live in New York on long Island. I'm 37 and am divorced with nine children and all of them have a different mother. I like to put it about if you get my drift!?! I am half Spanish a quater French an eighth Mozambiquian and the rest is made up of several clans from the highlands in Scotland. I have ginger hair, blue eyes and a nice golden skin. I'm 5'4" and around 180lbs. In my spare time when I'm not knockin boots I enjoy semi professional wrestling; my alias is King Eel for obvious reasons. When I'm not grappling with lycra clad men I enjoy making cakes, I make a mean struddle. I also like to help the community and scrape chewing gum from the sldewalk in Long Island

I own my own buisness in Manhattan which is very successful. We replace the flugelbinder on shoe laces and with the profits we make I have just built a nice apartment in Britain which I rent out the the DSS. Who knows if we become 'good' friends we could holiday there some time and try for number ten!

Take care, hope to hear from you soon
Leroy
X

ROFLMAO

[Bwgan]

Sh1t the bed, I feel terrible! It wasn't a joke! Check the response! She has sent me a load of pics and she isn't bad looking but as this is ral I feel it would be unfair to put her pics on the net


hi Leroy, it Lyudmila!
thank you for answer,
you already know as my name
many people have reductions of the name,
but i have no reductions of my name.
my friends call me also Lyudmila
how you are named by your friends?
i have received your message on ludochekmy@gmail.com, i ask you to write
further on my personal e-mail lyulyudmila@rambler.ru
ok i live in russia, volzsk city.
it city on coast of the volga river,
it is about 600 miles from moscow,
and only 50 miles from kazan city.
in kazan there is an international airport,
you were in Russia?
well, how is the weather in your area?
here is fine
do you like to travel ?
i have been to france, it my biggest travel.
it is the beautiful country, i travelled there in the last year.
well, 5 " 6, weight 110
32 years old, my birthday on march, 17th
my zodiac - fish
when is your birthday?
what profession you studied?
i studied tree treatment technology,
but i work as the operator in the paging company.
working from 7-00 am to 7-00 pm or from 7-00 pm to 7-00 am.
yes, i work 12 hours in day, but i work in shifts.
i have one working day and one day off and so forth.
i like night shift because it easy and work only 2 operators,
in the afternoon always supervises ours boss.
well, i would like to know more about your work?
do you like your work? tell me more...
i do not have children,
never married,single lady
why ? sometimes it happening.
enough man's attention at work, but nothing serious.
yes, there are many admirers in my life also
but i am one man woman only. i need only 1 man,
and ready to wait as long as it take.
do you understand what i am talking about ?
some questions for you
it is so hard first time in internet.
have you been married?
any children?
if yes, how many, what are their names and age,
how do they look like. tell me more, send picture.
i study english in free time, begun at school.
what do you think about my english?
do you like it?
i do not have computer and phone at hostel where i live, that is a pity.
so i use internet on my work.
may be it will be interesting to communicate with you,
who know?
also i wanna to know more about your family
so...

i will work the day after tomorrow
hope to see your answer, ok?



p.s i hope that you like my pictures,
it was made it summer,
send me some new pictures too,
for me very interesting as you live.

Lyudmila from russia

[Phil]

lol this is classic

[pat42]

Ha you're f**ked if Tania finds out

[Bwgan]

Big time! Don't thnk there'll be a Russian round my village, if she does she'll be looking for a little ginger haired dude who looks pretty fuc*ed up with a mini bus full of his love children,

[.Jen.]

dying laughing here, dude you have so got to keep it going!!

[Bwgan]

Part of me thinks hell yeah, stupid cow is trying to shag her way into the US of A, the gold digger! Then part of me thinks 'Arrrrhhhh, she obviously can't find a man and is extremely cold and lonely over there in Russia. And she believes that its real'! But then I think, what a stupid b1tch, don't they have chat lines in Russia, and who the hell would believe what I wrote?

[.Jen.]

Heres your house in the English countryside

[.Jen.]

Your American lovepad

[PapaW]

Come on its gotta be a wind up.... have you googled the email addys?