The NASTIEST thing happened to me last night!

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Postby pat42 » Sat Jul 15, 2006 1:09 am

CheeZee wrote:
She didnt die, but she did say I was amazing
... ahh good on ya bro .. taking care of the priorities :lol: ... " yes yes i understand that your in pain and your face is going purple from the swelling of your lungs due to the venom .. but babe just nod .. " am i amazing or what ?!.. yes yes i'll call you an ambulance in a moment .. but " am i amazing ?? ... " nod once for yes " ... (nods ) ... sweet ... right ... " 911 , yes i'd like an ambulance for my gf' and you probably should know as it may help in hospitol .. im fleshing amazing in the sack :twisted:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was more scared than her. I'm a little bit scared of vampire bats........and the nearest hospital was on the next island 40 minute boat ride away :?



That's one big f**king spider!!!
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Postby Stone Fox » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:31 pm

It's like roughly a week later and I still have a mark! Heard something scuttling about under my wardrobe last night, so I think I'm going to go spider hunting with a can of deodorant and a cigrette lighter later... :twisted:
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Postby hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:27 am

ahhhh thats nasty man i wouldnt sleep in that room. in hawaii we have wold spiders that can be 5 inches in diameter... the can only take chunks of your skin though, no venom.
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Postby .Jen. » Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:47 am

Stone Fox wrote:It's like roughly a week later and I still have a mark! Heard something scuttling about under my wardrobe last night, so I think I'm going to go spider hunting with a can of deodorant and a cigrette lighter later... :twisted:


If you heard something scuttling around then good luck - id be out of there like a frikking shot! :shock:
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Postby FishKid Wales » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:30 am

Dont bother with the lighter and deoderant as I lost a vast chunk of a deposit on a rented flat cos i chased a spider across the lounge and burnt a nice big trail through the carpet.
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Postby kitesurfer » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:41 am

WishKid Wales wrote:Dont bother with the lighter and deoderant as I lost a vast chunk of a deposit on a rented flat cos i chased a spider across the lounge and burnt a nice big trail through the carpet.


What is it with you and fire lex??? :shock:
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Postby FishKid Wales » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:01 am

Its nice and has so many use's :twisted:
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Postby Stone Fox » Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:37 am

Jen (JCL) wrote:
Stone Fox wrote:It's like roughly a week later and I still have a mark! Heard something scuttling about under my wardrobe last night, so I think I'm going to go spider hunting with a can of deodorant and a cigrette lighter later... :twisted:


If you heard something scuttling around then good luck - id be out of there like a frikking shot! :shock:


That's a GOOD point! I guess it could have been my imagination / paranoia, I'm a little nervous sleeping since it happened.
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Postby libby » Tue Jul 18, 2006 12:20 pm

Your not the only one :?
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Postby dougirwin13 » Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:53 pm

I keep this lump of hardwood next to the bed...

Mostly it does less damage to carpet than fire...

Walls are another story, tho.

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Postby Brian » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:09 am

those spider pictures made me almost xxxxx my pants...im arachnaphobic or whatever..huntsmans are big and they scare the fleshin' out of me.. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: have had a couple in my room..i like cant move when i see one ahh
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Postby Stone Fox » Wed Jul 19, 2006 7:24 pm

Mate, spiders NEVER used to bother me at all, NOW, though, I'm a little (make that a lot!) nervous around big ones, that bit hurt like a hornet sting, made me seriously ill for a couple of hours and looks like it'll scar!!!!!
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Postby Stone Fox » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:58 am

Feel strange urge to climb walls.... Extra legs growing.... AARRGGHHH.
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Postby essex sucks » Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:51 am

man thats well bad f**k that hope u r ok mate
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Postby Stone Fox » Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:32 am

Thanks for the concern mate, I'm fine. Although I still have a mark! (And extra legs!)
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