by ron777531 » Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:11 pm
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by .Jen. » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:43 pm
ron777531 wrote:Darth Vader the (true) Son of Yoda didn't come to destroy us but to save us from going to Tatooine when we're bad.
Because the Son of Yoda flawlessly obeyed Yoda's moral law on Coruscant, He is uniquely qualified to be our Savior. On the Death Star, Darth Vader offered Himself to the Yoda, however, Yoda declined cos he doesn't pork fake robots.
Darth Vader was born in Tatooine a long time ago and lived a sinful life for a few years. Then he was beaten by his old master and just missed being thrown into a steaming hot Lava river (Episode 3: Scene - somewhere near the end).
Three days later Palpatine raised him from the dead, in a blaze of black leather and rubber glory proving that he was who he claimed to be, the Son of Yoda (not the voice!).
This historical event was witnessed by many people before Darth Vader went to create another Death Star.
Hopefully the original poster may die in a traffic accident or some other way before he gets a chance to be saved.
The Holy Bible says "If shes old enough to bleed, shes old enough to breed''.
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by pat42 » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:02 am
Jen (JCL) wrote:ron777531 wrote:The Holy Bible says "If shes old enough to bleed, shes old enough to breed''.
by .Jen. » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:17 am
pat42 wrote:JEN......why are you going to bed????
The night is young
by kitesurfer » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:17 pm
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