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by **pat42** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:09 pm

I'll keep that in mind if I ever see a big snake and I'm feeling a bit horny

by **jennie** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:14 pm

Wrong wrong wrong!

by **pat42** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:37 pm

by **jennie** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:42 pm

Oh god....You are one of those people who work in the morgue!

by **pat42** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:54 pm

Mwuah ha ha ha ha ha ha :twisted:

by **.Jen.** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:59 am

GowerCharger wrote:you really want to know? well i took mine to an expert to be sexed, but what they basically do is shove a probe up the snakes ass and they can tell the sex by how far it goes or something (well you asked).

We used to have two Boa's - female called Anna, male called Conda (yeah yeah, original I know), both given to us by the animal shelter (we're listed as emergency carers... nobody ever came back for the snakes). Anna was huge, about 8 foot long and really really fat, Conda was smaller, about 6 and a half feet long, but still fat. Found out about two years later that they'd been sexed wrong - ''Anna'' was in fact a male, ''Conda'' was a female. So, being snakes, they didnt mind when we swapped the names round lol.

by **pat42** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:52 am

Jen (JCL) wrote:[So, being snakes, they didnt mind when we swapped the names round lol.

GowerCharger wrote

oh btw, it doesnt hurt the snake at all or anything.

How do you know :wink:

by **GowerCharger** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:02 pm

pat42 wrote:How do you know

pretty sure the snake would let you know about it if it did.

by **.Jen.** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:40 pm

pat42 wrote:
Jen (JCL) wrote:[So, being snakes, they didnt mind when we swapped the names round lol.

GowerCharger wrote
oh btw, it doesnt hurt the snake at all or anything.

How do you know

1 - they never answered to their original names, so changing them wouldnt have made any difference

2 - Like Gower said, if the snake was bothered, it would have more than one way of making its feelings known

by **GowerCharger** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:01 pm

Jen (JCL) wrote: they never answered to their original names, so changing them wouldnt have made any difference

probably because they are deaf? (thats not exactly true, they can sense low frequency vibrations but its not really hearing) My snake gets called all sorts of things, especially when shes knocking things off the table or getting stuck behind the radiator.

by **.Jen.** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:34 pm

GowerCharger wrote:
Jen (JCL) wrote: they never answered to their original names, so changing them wouldnt have made any difference

probably because they are deaf? (thats not exactly true, they can sense low frequency vibrations but its not really hearing) My snake gets called all sorts of things, especially when shes knocking things off the table or getting stuck behind the radiator.

lol was taking the piss out of Pat!! :wink:

by **pat42** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:59 pm

Jen (JCL) wrote:
GowerCharger wrote:
Jen (JCL) wrote: they never answered to their original names, so changing them wouldnt have made any difference

probably because they are deaf? (thats not exactly true, they can sense low frequency vibrations but its not really hearing) My snake gets called all sorts of things, especially when shes knocking things off the table or getting stuck behind the radiator.

lol was taking the piss out of Pat!!

I dont reckon Jen's snakes are deaf........probably ignoring her cos of the stupid names they were called

by **hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:25 am

i love how this post is going.

i once knew a morgue guy from school, he has a really odd sence of humor. he told me you have to have it to work there and not go insane. but unfortunatly all us non-morgue people cant understand their humor i guess. He said he was joking with his coworker at work once and didnt notice the dead guys wife walk in. that must have sucked.

we see dead humans on tv all the time, even on tv thats way more creepy than a dead fish..

by **.Jen.** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 9:40 am

hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf wrote:we see dead humans on tv all the time, even on tv thats way more creepy than a dead fish..

Ive just noticed I've got a dead fish in my tank. Want me to post a picture? :wink:

Pat - the names can be blamed on the Goth like muppet who decided he wanted two baby Boa's and then couldnt handle them when they got too big

by **Dec** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:10 am

yes..that would freak out iomarti and other people :wink:

by **iomarti** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:34 am

yeah go on stick the picture up.

i'm hard..... i can handle it..... i think....!

by **pat42** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:38 am

Jen (JCL) wrote:Pat - the names can be blamed on the Goth like muppet who decided he wanted two baby Boa's and then couldnt handle them when they got too big

Is that 'Animal' the goth like muppet from the Muppets.......or a muppet who is a goth??

F***ing Goths

I used to be a goth.......make-up and all

by **iomarti** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:41 am

see, i can even get my own picture of dead fish...

although i think i'm right that fish really are the ugliest things on the planet..

by **pat42** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:50 am

That's not a dead fish.......

This is a dead fish

Same source as you Iomarti

by **iomarti** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:54 am

what...typing 'dead fish' into google images! that's the one and only time i'll ever do that...

your dead fish seems to have another fish growing out of its back?

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