eating raw eggs for performance!!!

[rspowers]

I eat 2-3 raw eggs every morning in a shake made up of blueberries, raw milk, flax seed, almonds, and cocunut.

Raw eggs are much healthier for you. I have been eating them for years and have never gotten sick. salmonella is produced from sick chickens who live in cages in dirty conditions. make sure you buy cage free organic eggs. most of the regular eggs you buy in the store come from chickens that were fed feces and grain as are most steaks, burgers etc. organic eggs are healthy and natural.

it is unatural for humans to eat cooked food, thats why its better for us to eat raw eggs, fish, meat, veggies, etc. look it up in a survival book, they will tell you not to cook your meat or eggs because it destroys the nutrients your body needs to survive.

[bgdkmetzger2003]

amen

[LikeAGromit]

*Bangs head on desk*

Raw food more nutritionally sound? Salmonella produced by sad chickens? Poultry fed on faeces? You must read the daily mail. (Look out! The foreign people are stealing your job!).

Survival experts say that eating raw food is better for you? These people eat roots and fashion canoes from their own foreskins. It is accepted medical fact that, without the initial breakdown of long-chained proteins that occurs through cooking food, it cannot be digested properly.

As for it being "unnatural for people to eat cooked food" you could also argue it's unnatural for us to employ bipedal locomotion, or that it's unnatural for our forumun magnum to be so far forwards. Is it unnatural for us to see in colour? How about penatdactlyly, or for that, limbs? The long and exciting path that led us to our current point in time is one full of adaptations, physiological and behavioural. Cooking our food is one of them. Eating raw eggs may seem to be more 'true to nature' to people but so is dying from smallpox.

Our reduced capacity caecums and thin-walled lower intestines along with other physiological digestive adaptations all point towards us being "evolved" to eat cooked foods. Unless of course you're a product of the American educational system, in which case God fashioned us all in his image, evolutionary theory is the work of the devil and carbon dating is all a lie.

Anthropologist rage

[libby]

That is one of the most brilliant posts i've read in a long time. On so many levels

[CheeZee]

here here ..im lmfao .. fair shout my man and points so well put lmao .. fleshing great

[bgdkmetzger2003]

To each their own

[CheeZee]

lol... dont get me wrong there bgdk' .. i still eat a lot of raw eggs because its quick or i cant be bothered to cook em' !! ..

personally i was more applauding for the absolute accurate yet creatively random style and format that the post was laid out .. always helps to make a point if the writer has the ability to paint the right picture in the readers head ...and the survival expert part was an award winning intro' lmfao ...

" mos' def' each to their own bro but full props to the mans post skills lolol

[LikeAGromit]

Hehehe, I'm impressed with the response you can get for a well composed arguament.

Other informed heckling usually comes from me tearing apart the holes in religious theory or pointing out that there's no such thing as 'race'. (Available on request)

[CheeZee]

lol ahhh sounds like we should do " social commentary lunch " or summat bro .. lmao

class

[Dec]

..Yes, lunch sounds good...as long as there is no canoe building ( )

[CheeZee]

lmao .. yes , lunch good ..canoe building bad ..lmao .. i think tis the word " fashioned " that punched it home .. i love the english language its , so .. so .. proper

[Dec]

aah my man, that twas a great post!!!

How exactly can you do that...I just crack up everytime I read it..



RAY MEARS...That was my saying for about a year.."Let's Ray Mears": meaning don't but it; build it!!

[LikeAGromit]

As much as I hate copy-paste humour I can't resist the open invitation to raise a few chuckles at the expense of Ray Mears. The man's a legend, I met him a couple of years ago when my dad's squadron were flying him and a film crew to deepest norway, no doubt for him to demonstrate to simpletons like myself how to light a fire by rubbing two boyscouts together. the main cunclusion I drew from our time together is that he sure does love himself.


Ray mears killed my gran and made her into a canoe. And turned her femur into a penny whistle.

Ray mears can survive on the moon without a space suit. although he admits he'd be screwed without his trusty woodsman's knife.

only two creatures are known to have survived direct nuclear fallout. cockroaches and ray mears. Allegedly, ray smeared himself with a herbal poultice, the ingredients of which only he knows, and then walked through the devastation hunting cockraches for tea with a cocktail stick.

ray mears knows the secret to surviving a direct hit from the death star. apparently this esoteric survival method was learned from a tungu shaman.

in his quest to master mother nature, ray mears trained himself to digest grass in much the same fashion as cows. in a related story, ray mears once ate the chairman of UKTV gold when it was suggested his show be axed.

ray mears can track birds. both on the ground and in the air. if you think birds don't leave tracks in the air, you're wrong.

ray mears can breathe underwater

ray mears can make fire with a paper clip and a lychee

ray mears was born by caesarian section when his mother experienced excrutiating pains in her womb. when the operation was carried out, it was found that ray had lit a fire and begun to sing camp songs to himself


ray mears not only survived a total vaccum. he thrived in it.

ray mears is owed the credit for teaching jesus to survive in the wilderness for forty days and forty nights. the bible sadly omits the fact that jesus took a copy of "Bushcraft; Ray Mears Survival Skills" into the desert. Nor does it mention that the example of ray's selfless dedication and integrity inspired jesus to resist the three temptations of satan.

for a nutritious outdoor drink, ray has suggested using, instead of teabags, a live otter. but if you endanger the otter population, ray will turn you into a skin tent.

ray mears can blend in to any background without you noticing. in fact, he's behind you right now.

[Dec]

omfg...I am going to cry..LMFAO!

That is definately the funniest post I have read in ages!

Lychee and a paperclip...LMFAO

[hawaiiSUCKSexceptsurf]

i want to hear the race argument.

[CastorTroy]

those ray mears jokes sound so much like the chuck norris ones that were giong around a few months ago.