Surfer Babe of the Day

[Phil]

Jen....I know you're here secretly looking for photo's of babes, so heres one for you :D

we should start a munter of the day thread just for you

[jennie]

oh god what the fleshin' is that coming out of her crotch?

[pat42]

we should start a munter of the day thread just for you

Whaddaya mean????

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..........She might be a very nice person

And Jennie, I think that might be Mini-Me making an appearance!

[.Jen.]

Phil... I did start a munter of the day thread. Sank as quickly as the muppets who were in it though

Pat... My pasta came back up to say hello to ya

[pat42]

I had someone throw up pasta in the back of my cab.
They tried to stop it by putting their hand in front of their mouth, but it only made it shoot out either side and covered twice the area

That's the effect I have on girls

[.Jen.]

I had someone throw up pasta in the back of my cab.
They tried to stop it by putting their hand in front of their mouth, but it only made it shoot out either side and covered twice the area

That's the effect I have on girls

How much do you charge when someone chucks in the cab?

[pat42]

I've been doing it for 16 years on and off and only had it happen twice!
I didnt charge anything.....that girl helped me clean out the cab, and the other time was on the mat on the floor, so that was a case of washing it off.

The other day I had a women who got in with her own bowl just in case, which I thought was quite nice of her.
She didnt throw up much, but pissed on the seat (which I didnt know about)
My next customer said after an hour long trip into the sticks "did you know your seat is wet?":?

[.Jen.]

Ooh you should come drive a cab over here lol. I work for the biggest local company, and its LAW that people have to pay if they puke in a car.

Minimum charge is £50 depending on the time of night, and if the passenger refuses to pay they get shipped off to the police station. Normally the threat of being carted off to the cop shop is enough to get them to pay.

Thats pretty much the only reason I wont go for my badge too - I cant deal with my own puke, let alone someone elses

[borneng]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..........She might be a very nice person

Is the beholder blind ?

[pat42]

Ooh you should come drive a cab over here lol. I work for the biggest local company, and its LAW that people have to pay if they puke in a car.

Minimum charge is £50 depending on the time of night, and if the passenger refuses to pay they get shipped off to the police station. Normally the threat of being carted off to the cop shop is enough to get them to pay.

Thats pretty much the only reason I wont go for my badge too - I cant deal with my own puke, let alone someone elses

I dunno what the people are like in Jersey, but here in London, if you tried to get £50 quid from someone for throwing up in your car, you could end up dead! And to tell you the truth, the police aren't interested. Last time I took someone to the police station, he ended up in hospital for 6 weeks, I had loads off pissed off paddies looking for me and I nearly got the sack!

Not worth it, and like I said it's only happened twice. If I see a girl who looks like she could be of the throwing up variety, I just drive off! (It's normally girls who throw up....classy )

I think it's a very rare occurence though and I carry plenty of plastic bags just in case

oh and Borneng.............How dare you!!! That's someones daughter

[.Jen.]

I think they xxxxx themselves Pat. Weve got a few huge drivers and im pretty sure nobody would pick a fight with them lol. And as for the women drivers weve got... theyre positively EVIL.

Got a few people on our ban list for things like peeing in the cars, one bloke got banned from ALL cab companies for repeatedly crapping in London Cabs

[pat42]

I've had a couple of people xxxxx in my cab. One on purpose and the other one was so fat he squeezed one out through his trousers when he was trying to get out
He was Somalian, and he'd been eating some spicy Somalian food, so it wasnt a normal smell.....

The thing is, it doesnt matter how big or tough you are, if someones sitting behind with a gun, there nothing youu can do

Talking of which, I'm offf to work...............later

[.Jen.]

Ah see now theres the difference... no guns here lol

[libby]

It's comments like those that make me realise i'm still a total country bumpkin at heart!!! Being sick in a cab, ok its minging but i can undertsand it, pissing, well i have known a couple pf people that piss themselves in there sleep when hammered but thats different and its disgusting but CRAPPING. In your cab?!

[CheeZee]

The other day I had a women who got in with her own bowl just in case, which I thought was quite nice of her.
She didnt throw up much, but pissed on the seat (which I didnt know about)
My next customer said after an hour long trip into the sticks "did you know your seat is wet?"

...fleshin class

[CheeZee]

Is the beholder blind ?

... fleshin class part deux !!!

[pat42]

:shock:

It's comments like those that make me realise i'm still a total country bumpkin at heart!!! Being sick in a cab, ok its minging but i can undertsand it, pissing, well i have known a couple pf people that piss themselves in there sleep when hammered but thats different and its disgusting but CRAPPING. In your cab?!

I think when you live in a big city and do a job like mine, you sort of get a concentration of all the wierdness and wonderfulness that humanity has to offer.
The first bloke who crapped, was sitting next to me staring at me, while he was doing it.

I didnt have a clue what he was doing

But on the other hand, you meet some brilliant people....Recently I had Richard Dreyfuss, from Jaws and he was so funny; a really nice bloke

[CheeZee]

The first bloke who crapped, was sitting next to me staring at me, while he was doing it.

... now that is proper woop-woop padded cell and a special cardigan with buckles at the back time !!!
...did he happen to mention that he liked embroidery or Noel Edmunds ?! .. if so then woop-woop-woop ...neee ner neee ner ... wibble wibble wibble (struming bottom lip) ...wibble

[pat42]

He directed me to where he wanted to go, which was a bit of a long way around. I told him the price £4 (It was about 12 years ago)

He said it was always £3.50.

I said you took me the long way so it's £4

He sat there staring at me and going red in the face

He eventually paid me, but as he got out of the car he dropped a fiver on the floor.

I said 'mate, you've dropped a fiver' and bent down to pick it up.

I smelled the 'aroma' and thought he'd stood in something outside.

I gave him his fiver, he thanked me and I drove off.

The smell was still there.

Turned on the light and there was a brown patch on the front seat.

I put my hand in it to see what it was:?

[CheeZee]

lmao .. what is it with humans ? .. we know something is not for the touching but we still have to touch it just to be sure that we didnt want to touch it !!!!!!!