surf in Switzerland???

[Moana]

I'm stuck on dry land...
anyone got some creative escape plan for me????
Maybe I'll just do some mind traveling....

[shannonxox]

Get a job, save up a few thou, travel to somewhere cheap, surf, relax, explore, enjoy. (or mind travel for free)

[PapaW]

Are there any flow riders or wave pools round your area?
You've also got the option to drive to the Med coast to hit the swells that do produce some surf. You'll have to time that well though.