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Postby mai » Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:23 pm

O.B. we still have daylight and is warm and sunny! but..no beach near :(

Ok now Ive to go, talk to you guys tomm kss
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Postby sinistapenguin » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:42 am

I dunno, you go away for a few hours and suddenly there's 2 more pages of pre-adolescent mush to sift through!!

Still makes good reading though!! :D

Me and my mate used to make a rock/punk mix tape to listen to whenever we went surfing - we called it 'Sound Waves' - how cheesy is that!!

So CheeZe, when you gonna post Mai's pic for us all to see?

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Postby CheeZee » Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:00 pm

Me and my mate used to make a rock/punk mix tape to listen to whenever we went surfing - we called it 'Sound Waves' - how cheesy is that!!
...lol..nice one sin' ... you think yours was bad ..i Dj'd on a pirate radio show for 4yrs the show was called " Shockwaves " ...lol..which i think is now a haircare product :shock:

" As to maia ..naaa bro ' i cant post her picture thats just not 8) ..

i'll give ya a lil' description i'm sure she wouldnt mind me giving you that ..

Big green eyes ( sometimes blue( maia:wink:) ) ..long dark hair , tanned south american looks ,killer lil'body, beautiful high cheekbones .. killer smile because of her killer lips ..." thats your lot " :twisted: ..

im probably never to be spoken to again now but i hopes she takes all of that as pure compliments not just a guy talking to loud to his bro's :D
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Postby k mac » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:56 pm

Big green eyes ( sometimes blue( maia:wink:) ) ..long dark hair , tanned south american looks ,killer lil'body, beautiful high cheekbones .. killer smile because of her killer lips ..." thats your lot


i think i'll qoute one of your old posts here cheezee ......'she got any sisters ?...mum ....nan?...good looking pets :wink:
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Postby oldiebeginner » Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:04 pm

Big green eyes ( sometimes blue( maia:wink:) ) ..long dark hair , tanned south american looks ,killer lil'body, beautiful high cheekbones .. killer smile because of her killer lips ..." thats your lot "

bit rough then... :wink:
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Postby Malibu Barbie » Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:34 am

Do I get the feeling my pirate buddy is deserting me, Cheezee?!! SOB!! :cry:

Hehe..! :wink:

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Postby sinistapenguin » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:34 am

MB - you emigrated, leaving poor old Cheeze to bad surf conditions, cold weather and only late night Channel 5 for company!!

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Postby Malibu Barbie » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:32 am

Well, I'm back now and I've already told him my boyfriend has refused to marry me...! Hee hee.

Have a good day everyone!

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Postby sinistapenguin » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:47 am

Radical as this may seem, i feel compelled to post a 'funny quote' in this thread!

A couple for our Oz friends:

BLOKE: That's not a knife, this is a knife
LISA: That's a spoon!
BLOKE: I see you've played knifey spoony before!!


"Bullfrog!? That's a funny name, I'd have called them Chuzzwuzzas!"
"There in the lefty in the Lary and all over the Molongagula Chuck!"

Tee hee!
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Postby CheeZee » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:38 pm

..lol.." Sinista ..thankyou for bringing insanity back to my horribly sane day !!

lmao .. " i see you've played knifey - spoonee game then " ..hehehe class hehehe

" MADDYYYYYY " : ... you not lost your pirate , he still just offshore waiting for the sign to come a'land and chuck a maiden over his shoulder .. " yep , im up in the crows nest ..i can see a maiden over there , one over there & there ..but they all still pretending that they wants a good bwoy :twisted:

" Look for the skull and crossbones above the ark' " !!! ( Sin' :wink: )
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Postby el_timmo » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:29 pm

I think you all are actually crazy!!!
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Postby CheeZee » Mon Nov 14, 2005 5:38 pm

..el_timmo ....

hold on man , cant answer ..yep ok now .. " sorry was just counting the buttons in the padding that covers the walls of my very plush high security cell ... :twisted:

" welcome to the gang my man " :lol: :shock: :wink:
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Postby oldiebeginner » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:19 pm

can't wait to get out of this straight jacket...then i can type for myself.
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Postby sinistapenguin » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:35 am

I agreeeee oollldie, itrs verrry hhhard to ttyype wit yooor tonggue!
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Postby Malibu Barbie » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:43 am

ya bunch o' weirdos!! So, when are we getting married then Cheezee?!! Ha ha...I hear pirates throw a very good after-wedding party...I promise i wont wear my leg warmers!! x x
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Postby sinistapenguin » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:55 am

MB in leg warmers? Hmmmm, interesting!
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Postby sinistapenguin » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:58 am

Cheeze - you weren't in the waters off the coast of Somalia recently were you?
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Postby surf patrol » Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:31 pm

I've just sold 2 25ft longboards for 20000000 squid and they both go 35 mph
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Postby Malibu Barbie » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:39 am

Huh?! I'm confused..!

I have to have an injection this morning :-( ;-(

Cheezee if you want to come an rescue me in a big, strong, brave pirate fashion, now would be just the time...!!
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Postby oldiebeginner » Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:50 pm

heh Malibu B, think Cheezee's set sail to S.America to see Mai (Maia), don't think he'll be back for some time... :wink:
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