The ' funny quote' thread

by **libby** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:44 pm

Talking about scones again Cheezee? Last time we did that didn't it lead to a thread about jam wrestling....I can see what you're trying to do with this thread Mr Cheezemeister :twisted:

Now go and email her, go on, i dare you.....

by **CheeZee** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:10 pm

...lmao .. no i am not heading towards a jam wrestling post !! :lol:

but nice idea babes :lol:

..i was only having fun .. bless you tho sweets , all concerened about my personal life

" no i think we'll leave the whole surfing waves romance thang in yours and Brents hands for now :wink:

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:20 pm

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 12:49 pm

...

.." although !! ...you are in Spain ..hmm never been to spain ... " i'll warn you now ..i'll probably be flirting with you at the appropriate times

Have a great day Maia

...and you Libby

my fav' overseas cupid agent :wink:

.." lol.. Brent make sure she gets a fresh stock of arrows to help me out on a weekly basis !! :wink:

...Peace and love to ya both :twisted:

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:17 pm

We were just having fun, our love is impossible!! (Cheezee Im not from Spain...are you cheating on me already? :wink:

) I guess we'll flirt only on fridays :lol:

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:22 pm

Have a great day you too!

Hi Libby! you sure made me laugh..

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:36 pm

Im from Uruguay!! (Cheezee Im not from Spain...are you cheating on me already?

hahahaha ...

... no no never ! .." shes err just the cleaner ..err .. fixing the sink ... there was a flood so we both had to get undressed ... " Doh " :lol:

" Our love impossible " ?! ... :cry:

and there was me ordering the plane tickets to " URUGUAY " :wink:

.. this afternoon .....

:cry:

... ( cheeZee sits in the corner composing lost love poetry ) ...

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 1:57 pm

jaja but being an impossible love is more romantic

wow Im impressed I just wrote some poetry :wink:

okay I buy the "sink" story

(Im a doll! ):lol:

so..where were we...?

by **sinistapenguin** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:00 pm

Be very careful you two - chatroom romance, whilst good at the time, never lasts.

Trust me, I speak from experience. One day you're flirting a little on the internet, next thing she's coming to see you, you have fantastic sex for a weekend or two, but eventually your ISP cuts you off for not paying the bill and it all falls apart!!

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:33 pm

... ahhh , so now my broken heart is being taunted ?! .. she tells me it is impossible yet she writes me poetry .." i am truly lost ... ( cheezee looks over the edge of the cliff & contemplates ending the pain ) ... :cry:

But wait " ! ...she believes me and my tale of sink woe !

" so ..where were we " ?! ... well , going by my last post .. " im still stood in a kitchen of water and naked !! :shock:

... where would you like me to be ?!! :twisted:

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:36 pm

sinista'

" shame on you sir ..

you have fantastic sex for a weekend or two

..i'll have you know that my " fantastic sex " has a lifetime guarantee !! :twisted:

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:43 pm

Hi Sinista! thks for the advise Ive never had a chatroom romance so I wouldnt know ..

and there it is my cheezee meister !

should I say my cheezee meister already?? :roll:

jaja

okay let's go back to the scene where you are in the kitchen naked.... with the spanish cleaner lady naked too?? :shock:

Im not in menage a trois thing, Im old fashioned jajaj :lol:

I'll wait until the cleaner lady go home

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:57 pm

lol..

Ive never had a chatroom romance so I wouldnt know ..

... this is the most promising romance ive had in months !! :lol:

.. be carefull , i do earn enough to actually fly over and come see you :shock:

" Your cheeZemeister ??! ... madam i am yours to do with as you wish !!

..hahaha ..back to the scene of the crime !!... the cleaner has left the house and i am now fully clothed (surf shorts and a rash vest ) !!

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:18 pm

back to the crime scene.. are you ready to surf?? let me put my hair in a ponytail and get my surfboard..

are we going in your car or motorcycle??

better in motorcycle :wink:

Need 4 speed :wink:

by **sinistapenguin** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:49 pm

..i'll have you know that my " fantastic sex " has a lifetime guarantee !!

I don't know Cheeze - you're pushing 440 posts - I reckon you'll be spent by 500 at this rate!! :lol:

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:58 pm

... " ready to surf baby , we sharing a board ?..cause that means you gotta lay on my back as i paddle out !

" oooh ... go on tell me your a motobike loving chica too??! ..cause then i'll have to upgrade the flirting

" i've got the worlds sexiest , most lethal street racer ever ..im not one of the " posh leathers and sportsbike fraternity " ..cheeZee is an outlaw rider :twisted:

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:01 pm

sinista'..lmao .. man if i start getting outta breath ..i'll find some post'agra :lol:

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:23 pm

I like the most the racer motorbikes style - not Enduro type.

I also like race cars, did you see Fast and furious?? I loved that movie.

surfing together..never did that..? how tall are you?

are you goofy or natural?

have you ever surf with someone in the same board?

by **mai** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:27 pm

Editing !

maia wrote:surfing together..never did that..?

I meant " surfing together..?? I never did that (with someone) :lol:

by **CheeZee** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:05 pm

lol... your english is fine and i did understand what you meant :lol:

hmm .. race motorbikes i like too ..but i cannot have one anymore as the local police have caught me too many times and i have lost my licence too too many times! so now i have to have a bike that can go from on-road to off-road nice and quick :wink:

but i still borrow sports bikes when we go for long rides

goofy or natural ?! ..im natural for surfing & snowboarding but goofy for other things !! .. same for writing ..most times lefthanded but sometimes right handed ?!:roll:

how tall ?! ... 5'11" ! ..unless ive been kickboxing then im about 5'9" untill my back straightens out again :lol:

Surf same board ?! ..lol..yeh lots , its the only time i can stay on my feet so far !! ..me and my bro'(the pieman) ride his longboard together for fun when he gets bored of trying to teach me to surf mini-mal and shorter

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