How Clean Is Your House?

[HowClean]

Have you been left in the lurch without a cleaner and are subsequently disappearing under the dirt?

Do you think life is just too short to make the vacuum cleaner your best friend? Or is your house just too vast to contemplate cleaning it?

Then why not let Britain’s dream cleaning team put the bling back into your bathroom?
Kim and Aggie will help you transform your house back into a home.

Channel 4's "How Clean Is Your House?" is back for a new series and wants to hear from anyone who'd like to see their pigsty turned into a palace. If you, or anyone you know, fits the bill please get in touch as soon as possible on 01494 733568 or howclean@talkbackthames.tv

[Broosta]

The people that go on that program! I have no idea why they would want cameras in their houses - having several mental health issues must be mandatory.
I am happy to say I'm pretty sure I don't qualify tho .

[ScottyTee]

Have you been left in the lurch without a cleaner and are subsequently disappearing under the dirt?

Do you think life is just too short to make the vacuum cleaner your best friend? Or is your house just too vast to contemplate cleaning it?

Then why not let Britain’s dream cleaning team put the bling back into your bathroom?
Kim and Aggie will help you transform your house back into a home.

Channel 4's "How Clean Is Your House?" is back for a new series and wants to hear from anyone who'd like to see their pigsty turned into a palace. If you, or anyone you know, fits the bill please get in touch as soon as possible on 01494 733568 or howclean@talkbackthames.tv

hahaha why did they come to here?? lol they must want some surfers

[surf patrol]

Some of the rank houses on that program are unbelievable - how can someone live like that. If you have not seen the program take a look - you will be stunned.
If you live in a really filthy pit then apply to this program (if you do not mind opening yourself up to global ridicule - Kim & Aggie do a blinding job of cleaning up your place.

[CheeZee]

" WT FLYING F IS GOING ON " !

" i go away for a few weeks and i return to a casting couch for daytime jiveass tv ???????!!!!!!

..what next .. Trisha in ere' asking if any of us sleep with our own family would we like to come on her show too ???!!

.. absolute class .. who knows what celaabraty will drop us a line next !

[drowningbitbybit]

"Urinating in a wetsuit - necessary and natural, or disgusting kinky habit by degenerate surfers?"

Call Trisha now on 0800 DUMBASSTV and we'll get you and your neoprene on TV! (Washing facilities will be provided)

[moncho]

Hey - no dissing Trisha, she is a Goddess! I had the extreme privilige of being in the audience once last year and she managed to be compassionate and understanding to a crazy old woman who came on the program claiming to be in love with this bloke:

[Brent]

You reckon that's rank...how's this for rank.
A mate of mine here works for a local city council in charge of elder peoples housing & pensioner flats....well, he often gets phone calls from mrs such & such saying they haven't seen Doris in the cottage next door to them for a few days,she's not answering the door and would he like to go & check up on her. Just to see she's ok...

well, in doing this work he's walked in on 8 dead old people in the last three months....in various states of undress, dignity-less positions & decay :-))))

And he gets to sort out the cleanup thereafter....

Put that on TV.... *smirk*

[tomcat360]

wow, i think they are really falling for the stereotype of surfers- "screw the house the swell's awesome!" type thing

[CheeZee]

" Yo Mr. B ...good to hear from ya !

lol

well, in doing this work he's walked in on 8 dead old people in the last three months....in various states of undress, dignity-less positions & decay )))

.... apparentely over 80% of old people die on the toilet or in the bathroom !!!! ... " moral of the story is ...as soon as you hit sixty , start crapping in the garden instead

[CheeZee]

wow, i think they are really falling for the stereotype of surfers- "screw the house the swell's awesome!" type thing

yep , reckon your right my man ! ... maybe we should all apply but send in piccys of immaculate houses and rooms ! ...

..." i'll have to cut a picture out of an Ikea catalogue or summat

[sinistapenguin]

***Breaking News***

TRISHA'S BEEN CANCELLED!

Also - if you think that How Clean is horrible, did anyone see 'Too Posh to Wash?'

They had a girl on there who never changed her underwear and I mean night & day never changed.

They took her bra and did some tests on it - when she asked for it back they said they weren't legally allowed to let it leave the lab, because it was classed as a biohazard.

Honestly this is TRUE!!

[CheeZee]

They took her bra and did some tests on it - when she asked for it back they said they weren't legally allowed to let it leave the lab, because it was classed as a biohazard.

LMAO ... thats rank bro' hehehe ..wish i'd seen that
... man i dont know where they dig up these characters for these shows but most of them surely have got err.. mental issues and really should be under care not in front of the nations tv's

.. lol .. remainds me of the time i was at my buds ink parlour and two travellers came in wanting their err lower bodies pierced ..lmao .. man i have never seen my bud that fleshin disgusted before and he gets to see some harsh sights ... im not gonna give you the description he gave me ... you might be having your tea !!!