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Postby CheeZee » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:19 am

" Do gays surf " ?! ... well i guess so ..my buddy does , hes not gay just very camp :lol:

im not sure if gay men would like surfing ... theres no outfit that would suit the occasion !!!!! :lol: :wink:

gay women ?!...well i guess so but i cant see many taking part as it would be acceptable and the last thing a gay woman wants is to be accepted ...what would they have to demonstrate about :shock: :lol:

Peace and love all :twisted:

(the cheezemeister reserves the right to poke fun at all of gods creatures even the nice fluffy ones with feather boa's)
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Postby meister » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:25 am

hmm cant say ive tried it ... altho when you have to surf in a string bikini which keeps slipping its practically topless surfing ... :roll:

i think for girls it would hurt ... well for me personally, because my hips and ribs get hardout bruised when i'm surfing with something between me and the board, so itd prolly own me...
but maybe if i was drunk enough, warm enough and near the coast id give it a go...

now that i think about it, there was a whole page devoted to this guy who pulled down his boardies during an 'expression session' in a national competition. pretty legend :D
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Postby calisurfer » Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:42 am

haha when ever i read about people bruising their hips i always feel greatfull for having small hips :D
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Postby meister » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:05 am

*shakes her fist at you* :D
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Postby jennie » Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:24 am

hey meister,

i hear u on the briused hips!! my hips looked like someone had painted them blue after surfing for a week
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Postby calisurfer » Sat Oct 08, 2005 7:15 pm

man i wud really just have to hit my board hard every minute or so to hurt my hips surfing but i geuss i understand with u ladies and the big hips hitting the board
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Postby meister » Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:50 am

jennie wrote:hey meister,

i hear u on the briused hips!! my hips looked like someone had painted them blue after surfing for a week


amen, sister. you know someone should invent a board with like special dings in it just for your hips or something ... maybe i should request it for my custom :P
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Postby babyboarder89 » Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:34 pm

i got that bad when i first started- i get it less wearing a wetsuit, or when i stopped piddling about in the 'mousse', i barely get it now..then again perhaps i just got a bit fatter? either way. less pain.
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Postby meister » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:32 am

hmm maybe i shud just cut up 2 small pieces of squid grip and stick them on my hips... haha
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Postby Cheshire » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:47 am

well you wouldnt want a rash on your goods now would you? :shock:
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Postby adrian » Sun Oct 16, 2005 5:59 am

naked surfing...used to have it at bondi beach (australia) once a year but it got cancelled. I have never been - the thought of sand in the foreskin and wax on my nob turns me off a bit (oh and if i let it hang loose i'd probably get tangled up).
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Postby jennie » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:21 pm

wooooh geekusa way too much detail!!!


why did it get cancelled??
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Postby meister » Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:45 am

yeah TMI man
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Postby calisurfer » Mon Oct 17, 2005 10:37 pm

oo man i think we shud start that back up but relocate it to cali :D
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Postby drinkstolemyhippiehat » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:14 pm

naked surfing comp would be so hectic!!! :shock: :lol:
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Postby DanJS14 » Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:57 pm

i once went naked surfing for about 30 seconds when my board shorts slipped off!

I searched desperately for them and I somehow found them. Gave this old lady on the beach a good laugh, but lucky for me there was hardlt anyone at the beach.
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