If the surfboard leash has more functions, what do you hope

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If the surfboard leash has more functions, what do you hope

Postby Drache » Tue Jul 31, 2018 6:58 am

Maybe it have a compass ?
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Postby jaffa1949 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 9:27 am

Weird, interesting , why?
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Postby BaNZ » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:34 pm

jaffa1949 wrote:Weird, interesting , why?


A compass if you're Laird Hamilton and decide to paddle to a different continent.
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Postby jaffa1949 » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:00 pm

A lump in a leash tangled and strangled, muscles debrided!
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Postby oldmansurfer » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:37 pm

Shark repellent and emergency air supply
So what is worse.... dying or regretting it for the rest of my life? Obviously I chose not regretting it.
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Postby billie_morini » Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:36 am

Rather than hope, in reality it functions as a:
1. dog leash
2. clothes line and, once upon a time, wire for drying art prints
3. wee kids' jump rope
4. tie down rope in cargo area of SUV
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Postby Drache » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:02 am

jaffa1949 wrote:Weird, interesting , why?

can go home ? :lol:
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Postby Drache » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:34 am

oldmansurfer wrote:Shark repellent and emergency air supply

Is this really useful?
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Postby jaffa1949 » Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:46 am

There are electric shark repellent leashes, :lol:
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Postby oldmansurfer » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:07 pm

Drache wrote:
oldmansurfer wrote:Shark repellent and emergency air supply

Is this really useful?

Oh! we have to be useful? I guess I won't post the one I was thinking of that takes gold out of the saltwater so you make money while you surf. :) The shark repellent would be useful as well as the air supply but the air supply on a leash not useful unless you can figure out a way to run a line from your ankle to your head area and not get in the way isn't going to work
So what is worse.... dying or regretting it for the rest of my life? Obviously I chose not regretting it.
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