by sinistapenguin » Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:31 pm
I know this isn't directly related, but was anyone a fan of Red Dwarf?
2 of the most amusing lines ever, and they're both to do with lightbulbs!!
1.
RIMMER - I'm the senior ranking officer here and I want to go to Blue Alert
KRYTEN - OK sir (flicks switch)
*Behind the cast's heads a small light begins to flash blue saying 'Alert'
LISTER - It's not changing course
RIMMER - OK, step up to Red Alert
KRYTEN - Are you absolutely sure sir, it does mean changing the bulb!
2.
RIMMER - The red, blue and purple alert lights are all flashing, what does this mean?
KRYTEN - Well sir, either we're under attack or we're having a disco!!
Quality!